🎶 " Oh, Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, I will insert you anally " 🎶
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My wife has prohibited me from buying this after the last incident
Might as well involve the whole family since it's the holidays.
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Listen doc I was just overcome with Christmas spirit. The feeling of season. You get it doc. I was sounding with a icicle for holiday reasons not horny reasons.
Flared base. Approved.
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It's not worth it, just buy cheap toys from china
It had a flared base so I thought it'd be okay...
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Ya don't see many buttplugs in white (for a reason)
Saw this juat above https://sh.itjust.works/post/68481725
Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.
"It was an accident, I swear!"
"One could be explained as an accident; but all three?!"
"You're never gonna believe this, doc..."
This will one day end up in a proctologists trophy room.
Why not sex toy if sex toy shaped? 😭
UK version.
999 - Ambulance please.
Is the patient breathing?
Yes. But its quite heavy.
Sure, these would hurt to step on, but I don't think that's an emergency.
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People who regularly stick things up their ass, which one would hurt the most?
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I'm gonna tell my kids this was chess.
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Hi,yes, I'm bearing down on my holiday spirit and it just won't come out
🎶Mooooooooonn riiiiiverrrrr🎶
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When even benoit balls don’t do it for you anymore
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