Wait, I thought Stephanie Miller was the new press secretary!?!

I know it's just Putin on a blonde wig. But my mind keeps seeing it as MTG.

You know it
I know it
They know it
But can they report it?

Nooooooooooooo

They are missing a giant crucifix necklace

Not Netanyahu?

Isn't he already there disguised as Nalatie Harp? Or is this another clone?

We should just do it by lottery and take turns. You don't even need to know anything or tell the truth. Anyone can go up there and vamp about absolute nonsense in service of the spectacle because that's all it is at this point.

The hair is the same each time with this admin. That and the little gold crosses.

This new press secretary will come up with what America is choosing, and the President will then have to justify what America is choosing, and he'll then let America know what they wanted.

Just like it is now.

Fired in five days,

Less than a Scaramucci,

All the best people!

Vladamila Poutine

Iron Maiden's drummer!

Thanks, I hate it

Bad built, butch body

Since when is the Press Secretary above the President in the hierarchy?

Dave Mustaine?!

she kind of serving though

Would've been the easiest shop ever.

cute

I’d give her a pearl necklace.