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[–] 33 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Missed me!

Uh, how often does it do this. Just the one time?

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  • [–] 21 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    I should be safe, I'm close to a border, and it seems to prefer the middle of the state.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 days ago

    It's kind of jumping to conclusions to call it evil. We can't tell who it's stabbing.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 days ago
    [–] 8 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    You gotta eat the stars that apear when he does his lightning attack then shoot them back at him when he tries to stab you

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  • [–] 7 points 6 days ago
    [–] 5 points 6 days ago

    That explains my shoulder pain....

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  • [–] 7 points 6 days ago

    It missed all of Idaho! I know we are the Texas of the north, but we deserve a stabbing too!

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  • [–] 6 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    I didn’t realize Mexico was a state.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 days ago

    Sweet, this thing missed me! It doesn't do it often does it? And how hard does it stab? Is it like a slight prod? Or does it draw blood? Or is it fatal even?

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  • [–] 4 points 6 days ago
    [–] 4 points 6 days ago

    Canada, stop touching me ;)

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  • [–] 3 points 6 days ago

    Make it two clouds and they represent deaths caused by car dependency, about 2 ppl per state per day.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 days ago

    The cloud is just someone else's knife

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  • [–] 2 points 6 days ago (1 child)