There are generation of Catholics who have spent their entire lives only seeing one or maybe two popes.

Catholics these days get a new pope every 5 years or so.

It is truly the age of prosperity.

The year: 999 thru 1520

My neighbor told me the malarial swamps Rome was built on keep eating his popes so I asked how many popes he has and he said he just goes to the conclave and gets a new pope afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding popes to the malaria swamp and then his daughter started crying.



Cursed by woke :(

The true Second City Savior.

Chicago air

I can't prove it but I know that JD Vance has something to do with this.

CIA hit him with the cancer gun for not being a chud

ameripope smoked heaps of newport menthols confirmed

Left-wing radical Pope removing right half of body one piece at a time

The host wafers were adulterated with asbestos. They've been upping the ratio of asbestos fiber-to-wheat flour for years to cut production costs.

Hmm maybe it isn't a good idea for all the most powerful people in the world to be 900 years old

Just like Breaking Bad

holy smoke?

This is why the White Sox lost

That was quick

Not looking forward to the Evangelical/Zionists folks to claim how God is sending a sign to Christians that the "holy war" being fought by the fascist IOF is righteous if the anti-genocide pope dies. I mean they already are doing it, but their propaganda pushes after major figureheads are "struck down" (while not applying that same logic when theirs are "smited") is so much worse. Would be worth some of it if basically all of them believed the next "rapture" BS and lost everything this time. But I am sure they would send all their stuff and money to the IOF since of course they "won't be needing it".

Good for him?