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[–] 120 points 3 days ago (8 children)

I remember my math teacher leaving a remark under my test that read "Your chaotic and unorganized way of working is not to your benefit."

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  • [–] 71 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    "I award you no points, and my god have mercy on your soul."

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  • Having both been that student and eventually that teacher*, I can say they are entirely correct in saying that. Now I am much more organized and it really does help. I do have to put more thought and effort in before starting to keep myself organized, but it makes a world of difference. I don't know what, if anything, someone could've told me at the time to get me organized, but looking back it would've done me much more good to get in the habit younger.

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  • [–] 53 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    one of the few perks a teacher has:
    messing with kids’ minds

    and this one is good for ’em

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  • [–] 9 points 2 days ago

    That happened to me once but the teacher didn't say it out loud just hinted that I was wrong then I corrected it and she took my paper and said I passed lol

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  • [–] 35 points 3 days ago (14 children)

    I do not miss one thing about school

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  • [–] 8 points 3 days ago* (12 children)

    You will when you're 24 with a shitty retail job and no friends...

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  • [–] 19 points 3 days ago (5 children)

    I'm 31 with no friends and worked a shitty retail job for 11 years (I don't anymore cause the place shut down so now I work at a slaughterhouse). I have never once missed school. You couldn't pay me to go back there.

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  • [–] -4 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    I'm just saying, in school you still had your whole life ahead of you, including your 20s

    Everything was fun and exciting. The consequences of forgetting stuff or messing up weren't as bad. You weren't forced to work with anyone. Making friends was much easier. There were clubs and activities

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  • [–] 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Dunno man, I don't want to be contrariant, but it just sounds like you were privileged enough to think that way now.

    I was poor, I didn't really get to go clubs or extra activities besides classes, neither did I made any lasting friendships.

    Now I'm in my 30s and I'm living my best life. I have a job I can enjoy, enough money and a loving partner. Never have I thought that it would be nice to go back to school. Hell, I haven't had contact with anyone from school since it ended.
    I do have some fond and grateful memories of some teachers. I think about them from time to time, but I don't really miss any of it.
    Also, I'm from a country that has decent enough public school system.

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  • [–] -4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 child)

    I could say the same for your point, since you clearly have the freedom to work at a job that you enjoy

    It's all relative to how privileged you were in school vs how privileged you are in your job market

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  • [–] 1 point 2 days ago (1 child)

    I have like fifty million friends and a great job. I appreciate that my education helped my life, but I don’t miss school for a second.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 days ago

    School mostly felt like a grind. Even though undergrad was more fun, it still was stressful and it felt like there were a lot of hoops without really connecting to much. But when I went back to school like 10 years after that it was for something I was really interested in and (almost) all my classes felt relevant and like they were giving me the info I needed to succeed at what I wanted to do.

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  • [–] 43 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Lol, once had a teacher look over my shoulder at my exam and sit down and try to help me. Then the following lecture have him declare to the class that he was frustrated that "one student" couldn't even yada yada.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 days ago* (3 children)

    Still better than holding up my math quiz (after being the first to hand it in) and dead-ass asking "What is this?" in front of the whole class.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    I remember in second grade one of those handouts that you were supposed to follow the instructions of, with the first instruction being "read all instructions carefully before you do anything" followed by 18 increasingly ridiculous activities, and the last one being "ignore 2-18, turn this paper over, and sit quietly."

    I was one of three kids that actually read the first instruction and followed it all the way down to the bottom. Everybody else looked like idiots LOL.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    Apparently it's been widely used everywhere.

    I was so proud for a short time that I was the first and these noobs are still so behind that they are just giggling at it because they still don't know.

    The last task hit hard.

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  • [–] 26 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    MAYBE the teacher had been getting more and more unsure of themself as they walked around realizing everyone else was doing it wrong, until they got to you who had read it correctly and gotten the right answer, using the correct method. So they now knew their exam was written fine but the others had made wrong assumptions instead of reading carefully.

    I did say maybe.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 days ago

    I just did this last week during an Exam. We do want to help the student out sometimes, but it will be against the rules.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 days ago

    The twist was that you were doing it right. But now your confidence is shattered.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 days ago

    Or when they see a student changing an answer and tells the class to go with their first instinct.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 days ago

    I have to remember that one for exam season to mess with students.

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  • I had a teacher who used to hand out test results starting from the lowest grade and before handing them out he used to look across the room like a shark in a paddling pool.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago