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[–] 2 points 4 hours ago

You have to be a complete loser to think being a asshole to everyone will get you a peace prize. Unless its a useless bribe like the Fifa prize.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 hours ago

    Deep, deep down. Too deep to see. Deeper than anyone has ever seen. Trump is a really nice guy and he wants you to know that (or else). /s

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  • [–] 2 points 6 hours ago

    Krasnov being loud and airheaded as usual.

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  • [–] 13 points 14 hours ago

    The guy who keeps threatening to wipe out civilizations demands a peace prize

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  • [–] 2 points 9 hours ago

    They should have given it to Obama or Joe Biden, give Thwump an aneurysm and then award it to themselves for eliminating a big nuisance in world history.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 hours ago

    Oh no he’s about to pout and throw a toddler fit.War is not “peace” dipshit. Embarrassing.

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  • [–] 8 points 14 hours ago (1 child)

    I think his death should automatically award a peace prize.

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    [–] 30 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

    Right, when is the Epstein file going to be released?

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  • [–] 4 points 17 hours ago (1 child)

    I hope Democrats sweep in and really give this dipshit something to cry about.

    Give him zero time to think about shit like the Nobel Peace Prize. He should be spending all his time with his lawyers trying to keep his ass out of prison.

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  • [–] 18 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

    He approves bombing schools and murdering children in multiple countries. What's the opposite of the Nobel peace prize, other than a trip to the Hague?

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  • [–] 2 points 11 hours ago

    Which houses the ICC, another institution he is picking a fight with/applying sanctions to.

    If he were a cartoon villain he'd be considered so far over the top in his vallainy it would be unbelievable.

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  • [–] 14 points 19 hours ago* (1 child)

    1000008509

    What I love the most about this, is that he has totally set himself up for a major disappointment every year. For the rest of his life, the announcement of the Nobel Peace Prize will be an Anti-Birthday for him. An annual day to remind him that everybody hates him.

    And he did it to himself, LMFAO!

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  • [–] 14 points 19 hours ago (1 child)

    Having concentration camps generally cuts down your chances of a Peace prize.

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  • [–] 20 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

    "Snub"? "SNUB"!? The fucker was never in the running!

    You can't get "snubbed" when you weren't even considered!

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  • [–] 9 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

    Right? That’s like being snubbed for not inventing the light bulb. He was never anywhere remotely close to it. Even the guy we credit for inventing the light bulb didn’t invent it.

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  • [–] 52 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    How many fucking schoolchildren does a motherfucker need to murder to win this fucking peace prize?!

    (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

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    [–] 7 points 19 hours ago (1 child)

    WHAT. A. DOLT. He sows seeds of dissent throughout the globe and engages in War Crimes and he expects to get a Peace Prize?

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    [–] 13 points 21 hours ago

    Hey Donny:

    I have started zero wars and they even snubbed me.

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  • [–] 12 points 21 hours ago (1 child)

    I think they should start awarding the Nobel Peace Prize twice a year just to trigger the orange snowflake twice as often

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  • [–] 108 points 1 day ago (11 children)

    This man still fumes that Obama got one. Seriously Obama lives daily in his head. If Trump runs for third time so should Obama and I'll fucking vote for him!

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    [–] 12 points 22 hours ago (1 child)

    I, I , I….. how. How Is this real? He is so absolutely fucking insane, what an insane baby, I can barely believe this is real

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  • [–] 7 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

    So now the US will be invading Norway?

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  • [–] 4 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

    No, but he'll put tarrifs on them and ramble about it until his dementia cocaine riddles brain forgets about it

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  • [–] 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    The guy who started a war with Iran wonders why he is still not getting the Nobel Peace Prize? Is he stupid or just trolling?

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  • [–] 19 points 1 day ago

    "I am a whiner, and I'm a whiner and I keep whining and whining until I win."

    Just his usual strategy, which historically worked because he has enough money to bully his way into getting what he wants.

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    [–] 75 points 1 day ago* (21 children)

    Trump is literally insane, he is a malignant narcissist (psychopath of the worst kind possible) to a degree that he completely denies reality.
    Shame on the majority of American people for electing such a man president.
    I will never see USA as the same again after electing Trump TWICE! Bush was already a huge step down when he was elected for a 2nd term. But Trump is insane, and I can only conclude that insanity is a major part of American society for electing him again.

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    [–] 21 points 1 day ago

    The Orange Pedo needs to suffer until his last breath.

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  • [–] 4 points 18 hours ago

    In Pillay’s first public comments after learning [she received] the award, she joked to colleagues at a conference of human rights lawyers in Nuremberg, Germany, on Friday: “If you clap a little bit more, I may share this prize with Trump.” She then burst out laughing.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Donald Trump is so desperate for a peace prize for merely existing and thinks the Norwegian government gives them out. I'm surprised he hasn't invaded Norway to force them to give him one.

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