On Tuesday night, Ottumwa resident, satanist, and former city council member Matt Dalbey took the podium to read an invocation to start a routine meeting of the council. “Thank you mayor, council. Let us pray,” Dalbey started. “Dear dark father, let us stand now unbowed and unfettered by arcane doctrines born of fearful minds and darkened times. Let us embrace the Luciferan impulse to eat off the tree of knowledge and dissipate our blissful and comforting delusions of old.”

The prayer is a common one used by the Satanic Temple of Iowa. “Let us demand that individuals be judged for their concrete actions, not for their fealty to arbitrary social norms and illusory categorizations,” he continued. “Let us reason our solutions with agnosticism in all things, holding fast only to that which is demonstrably true. Let us stand firm against any and all arbitrary authority that threatens the personal sovereignty of one or all. That which will not bend must break. And that which can be destroyed by truth should never be spared its demise.”“It is done. Hail Satan,” he finished.

Another citizen, a pastor named Rick Bick, rushed to the podium. “Let’s just reverse that curse that was just put on our city,” he said. “That ending with hail Satan and hail dark god. That’s not welcome here.”

“Mayor, that should be done at the end,” city councilor Cara Galloway said.

“It needs to be done now, OK.” Rick said. “I appreciate what Ms. Galloway is saying but that was a curse put on our city when he said ‘Hail Satan’ and the dark god and most of you know that. And we need to just stop and reverse it.”

“So what I’m gonna do now…I’m just gonna invite us into a 30 second time of prayer — time of silence.”

“No,” Galloway said. “We are at the consent agenda. I’m sorry, but it’s time to move forward. The invocation happened.”

“As mayor of this city…I’m going to ask right now that we do a moment of silence to reflect on whatever it is we need to reflect on at this time. And then we will move to the consent agenda,” mayor Benjamin Foote said.

Galloway spent the moment of silence with her head up and her arms crossed. An hour later, she spoke up. “Opening with an invocation means allowing viewpoints that may not reflect our own and responding to someone’s invocation is a slippery slope to putting a financial liability on the taxpayers and allowing others to object or respond. This is exactly why I had concerns about having an invocation when we first talked about it.”

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[–] 8 points 15 hours ago

This is DISGUSTING and TERRIBLE! WHY couldn't they just do a Public Execution like GOOD Christians?

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  • [–] 39 points 1 day ago

    Galloway is saying but that was a curse put on our city when he said ‘Hail Satan’ and the dark god and most of you know that. And we need to just stop and reverse it.”

    Atheists looking at these people like they look at African tribes offering to their gods and spirits.

    I love the Satanic Temple for doing these non-theist public good activities.

    I'm a little sad the video included in the article cuts the prayer short. The text includes it early on, and it has great content.

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  • [–] 64 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    This is fantastic and hilarious. Not to mention, it very comically:

    • exposes the rank hypocrisy of the motivations the Nationalist Christians had to get the invocation included as part of these council meetings
    • forces the Nationalist Christians to completely discard the legal fig leaf they used to get the invocation included as a part of the council meetings
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  • [–] 2 points 7 hours ago

    My favorite part is how they basically did what she's warning against with the slippery slope, but in a way that makes the nationalists victimize themselves as always. All by simply invoking the name Satan instead of literally anything else.

    They would have rolled their eyes at "Stan" but instead they're sweating after someone said fuck putting a thought over people. As if anyone believes the words hail Satan have an effect other than neuralyzing the last 30 seconds for these weirdos.

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  • [–] 75 points 1 day ago (7 children)

    Another citizen, a pastor named Rick Bick, rushed to the podium. “Let’s just reverse that curse that was just put on our city,” he said.

    “Mayor, that should be done at the end,” city councilor Cara Galloway said.

    The city councilor is right, everyone knows Roberts Rules of Order says curse reversals happen at the end of the meeting.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 day ago

    I would love to watch a horror comedy where they table the curse reversal and it’s a full week of mayhem, but they can’t get quorum for an emergency session because some councillor is on vacation.

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  • [–] 56 points 1 day ago

    Its almost like they completely ignored the actual words of the I vocation asking for clear, rational thought in all things and an upholding of nothing but the truth.

    Or they heard it perfectly which is why they so desperately want to reverse it.

    Or they can't comprehend not being a fucking sheep like the bible literally fucking commands you to be, "one of the flock."

    May every believer who enforces their will on others in the name of a "higher power" suffer the worst their belief system has to offer. As an atheist, for me that means existing with religious zealots like that, so I'm already there. Your turn, believers.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 day ago (12 children)

    Based invocation. We need to make a religion out of that.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 day ago (10 children)

    There is already one where that comes from: Satanism. They use it at the Satanic Temple, as mentioned in the article.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 day ago (9 children)

    It's almost as if I knew that and was being sarcastic.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago (7 children)

    /s

    There are more than enough dummies out there that I can't tell if somebody's pretending or not.

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    Exactly. So it needs to be spelled out for me.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 day ago

    Ah. gotta love the Satanist 'churches' championing free will (if sky beard men, why not). Goose, gander.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago

    Quick now play another reverse card and draw four before they can play a reverse card. Should have played the skip card .

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    "And that which can be destroyed by truth should never be spared its demise." Careful what you wish for.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Are you saying you're anti-invocation-guy? I'm confused.

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  • [–] -4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    "The next secret meeting of this group of [insert political radicals that you, dear viewer, would be sympathetic towards] is occurring on [time] at [location]".

    Secrecy is often the only defense against oppression.

    You can also use a cherry-picked selection of truths to make anything seem true, such that anything can be destroyed by truth alone. You can point out all the flaws about one person and stay silent about another, making the one seem worse than the other without saying any lie.

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