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[–] 37 points 1 day ago (1 child)
  • You've seen Sixth Sense? Ghosts leave the cabinets open all the time.

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  • [–] 50 points 1 day ago

    And I just looked over my shoulder to check, and oh, it’s me, I’m bitches.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 day ago

    He snuck in to open the cabinets and gaslight you.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago

    My cats do that too!

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  • [–] 35 points 1 day ago

    Poltergeist.

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  • Sleepeating

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    I put solenoids in some of my cupboards that connect to my home assistant.

    I just need to figure out how to lift the toilet seat now.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Your home assistant after I show it some spring loaded hinges:

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