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[–] 194 points 3 weeks ago* (65 children)

In the same way I feel bad for all the women out that had to put up with conversations about crypto for the last decade, the astrology for dudes

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  • [–] 90 points 3 weeks ago (56 children)

    Crypto really is the astrology of white guys isn't it.

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  • [–] 20 points 3 weeks ago (29 children)

    I have no idea why you are bringing racism into this.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 weeks ago (22 children)

    I remember when in my undergrad almost my entire class spent their entire second year learning about blockchain and attending events related to it, and I was proud of myself for playing videogames all day instead. Nobody even talks about blockchain anymore. It's a waste of compute, and most things built on top of it are a grift. There must be some useful cases, but none I can think of. Maybe someone with more experience in Industry can.

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    [–] 130 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

    A friend set me up on a date with a coworker of him. then she spent about 20 minutes drawing my astral chart. She had notes, books and even an iPad app.

    Eventually she concluded we were not compatible, while I concluded the same thing about 20 seconds in.

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    [–] 111 points 3 weeks ago (34 children)

    I'm a woman, I have no patience for pseudoscience.

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    [–] 65 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    I will choose to make fun of it at every chance. Fortunately my girlfriend doesn't mind, so I can also still get laid.

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    [–] 55 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    I have a pretty large, coed friend group, and roughly 50% of the women are into astrology, while none of the men are. Personally, I could never date someone who took astrology seriously. Fortunately, unlike this meme tries to paint them, there are many women who don't take astrology seriously.

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    [–] 45 points 3 weeks ago (20 children)

    Or just don't try to get laid with stupid people.

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  • [–] 35 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Dated a girl and, while we were walking through the park, she points up at the sky. "Oh look, Chemtrails". I absolutely bust up laughing, because I assume I've accidentally stepped into a relationship with a conspiracy theorist. She looks incredibly confused. I explain what chemtrails are. She gets even more confused. We whip out our phones for a minute. She says, "Omg I meant contrails"

    She's a lawyer at a white shoe firm now and makes, like, twice as much as I do in IT. Also, absolutely incredible in the sack.

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    [–] 43 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

    Easy choice

    presses "gay" button

    Now I'm surrounded by superstitious lesbians

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  • [–] 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (8 children)

    And I'm surrounded by Linux users.

    Edit: sorry, but that's the gayest thing I could think of.

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  • [+] 42 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)
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    i roll my eyes at astrology but generally don't mind a little "folk wisdom" if it helps people deal with the world, though of course it often doesn't actually really help and just obscures the real reasons behind things.

    kinda similar to how i think a sincere belief in religion might actually help someone in many cases, but can also veil the world and make it less accessible.

    in the same vein is also folk or traditional medicine. i bet there are good insights in there, but also just a lot of bs. difficult to sift for gold.

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    [–] 38 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

    In a college classroom with only women, we did a student survey that asked how many believe in astrology. It was 50%.

    I'm curious how that boils down in a coed institution, or a research 1 school or something.

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  • [–] 29 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

    Of all the non-scientific things to believe in, astrology is one of the weirdest. Especially if you’re talking about ancient astrology, come on now… the sky has changed significantly in eg 2000 years, how could you make any conclusions based on that? Or the figures drawn from groups of stars, constellations, that are not even remotely close to each other if you look from another viewpoint?
    But I guess it’s even worse… I guess most people talk about their magazine horoscopes, that aren’t even written by actual astrologers :(

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  • [–] 18 points 3 weeks ago* (3 children)

    As has been pointed out many times the configuration of the solar system today is completely different to the configuration of the solar system on this date precisely 365 days ago, because the orbit of the Earth has very little to do with all the other planets. So even if the locations of random astronomical objects, but not others because they don't count obviously, have an impact on my personality why are all libras the same, how does that work?

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  • [–] 34 points 3 weeks ago

    Lol no, I make fun of astrology with my girlfriend

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  • [–] 29 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)

    Or he could find a woman who's not superstitious, or go gay.

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    [–] 27 points 3 weeks ago (19 children)

    Theres a not so secret third option, don't date folks that believe in such nonsense.

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    [–] 27 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

    I can feel this post in my root chakra

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  • [–] 26 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

    I used to be a bit of a dick about astrology. I still think it's nonsense, but now I kinda view it as a structure for people to explore their own emotions and as a kind of authority struct to get people to treat those emotions as valid. Ultimately I feel like its no different than me sharing emo song lyrics with an "omg they understand me frfr" type message. Maybe the astrology believer isn't upset because Venus is in retrograde or whatever, but they are upset their emotions are valid. I don't gain anything from being a wet blanket about scientific accuracy in that situation, and they feel like I am invalidating their emotions if I choose to be that scientifically accurate wet blanket. Plus, retrograde is a dope word and I'm not sure if I'd know it if not for the crystal girls I've dated

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    [–] 25 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    I had several friends at school with the same birthday as me, so obviously we had the same personality and all the same stuff kept happening to us.

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    [–] 25 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

    I'll choose making fun of astrology.

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    [–] 20 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Solution: date an astronomer

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    [–] 18 points 3 weeks ago* (19 children)

    I'm an expert in this field. i went from atheist YouTube in 2008 to what the trillbillies call "spooky pussy" in 2009 and i have remained in the spooky pussy camp since then, I don't regret it.

    well, i regret it a little

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  • [–] 16 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

    Star racism is still racism. I don't make fun of it, I simply reject it as esoteric bigotry.

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