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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    "Amy, if I said you had a beatiful body would you take your clothes off and dance around a little?"

    Might be misremembering the exact semantics of the quote, but the vibe remains accurate. Zap Brannagan! The man who has no name.

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    Remember beans? And corn? This is like that, but way less unpleasant to make meme nsfw content for. I mean beans are beans, but everybody likes a tiddy, especially a soapy one.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (5 children)

    And tesseract. Don't forget about the tesseract.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Incoming titseract meme in 3... 2... 1...

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

    I mean I'm game (it can't be worse than beankkae...) but I apparently completely missed the tesseract meme.

    Ohh, tesseract the front-end. No clue how to make porn of that one, I'm still just salty all my friends made the list and I didnt

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  • [–] 1 point 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 child)

    idk, that seems a skill issue 😎

    Jokes aside, its good to see familiar names on this little corner of the internet.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (12 children)

    Yeah but I already had a corn dildo, now I have to go out of my way to find a soapy titty dildo. I'd use the real thing but I'm not nearly flexible enough

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (10 children)

    Back in college I bought a corn shaped dildo solely because I was an Ohioan and it was on sale and I thought it'd be funny to use it as a decoration. My friends would say this to me any time they remembered lol.

    And so yeah I think buying a corn shaped dildo on sale may be the most Midwestern thing I've ever done

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (5 children)

    ... Okay that's one of the prettiest dildos I've ever seen. It looks like something my grandmother would collect (but not in. like a sex way, she just collected weird old lady glass art). But I'm struggling with... like... why on earth did anyone make that in the first place? Was this some promotional souvenir from the Corn Palace After Dark?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Very curious about it's practical application, looks like those ridges could be kind of fun? Was it purely decorative art?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    I've never gotten around to using it, especially since I'm far more of a clit girl, but if I remember when I'm in the mood I may try and post a review of my weird little corn dildo

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  • [–] 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Yesterday sombody posted a POV meme about having to commute while their SO could be soaping up in the shower. People are now clowning on it.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Jokes aside, I'm really impressed with Lemmy. It's like taking a step back in time where people actually interacted with each other even if it's dumb jokes or stupid pictures (which I put some of my own on here).

    We should try to preserve what we enjoy what brought us here. It may be digg, gamefaqs, reddit, newsvine, or whatever faded into the past.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 weeks ago

    Ok, hold on. Where do I find the soapy tiddies?

    And they better be tiddies, and they better be soapy!! Not one or the other, BOTH!!

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  • [–] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    I'm completely out of the loop what is everyone talking about?

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    I'll have you know, I showed my wife that original meme and she laughed. Then the next morning she was giggling, legs spread titties out.

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  • [+] 1 point 3 weeks ago