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Good to know which users are funded by big olive.
I am indeed off work late tonight and a super early morning tomorrow morning, and I am indeed very hungry and have zero energy to cook. I also have a large jar of olives that haven’t been opened yet. Hmm. This seems like a great idea. Thanks OP!
No regrets? Unless you find the jar at the back of the fridge and it was opened six months ago.
The worst part about growing up, is that eventually olives no longer fit on your fingers 😔
Behold! The olive spork...

Waaa! Where do I find one?
What a must have!
You’ve heard of jumbo olives though right?
What is this black magic you speak of
There is only 1 food in this world that i cannot stand...
surströmming?
Can't stand black olives. Green olives are pretty good tho. The garlic stuffed ones slap
But what if you ate 30 to 40 of them? Might change your mind...
Partake, my children, surely 30-40 Olives is an excellent dinner, and I surely do not have a vested interest in women's jeans!
Yes YES, partake! I have no investment in denim, EAT THE OLIVES, NOW
Aw shit, I ate 50 olives.
Best of luck. Hope you have one of these.

You have exceeded the required quantity of olives. Now you will regret.
I don't buy green olives or macadamia nuts anymore.
If I have a whole jar of green olives, I eat a whole jar of green olives, one after the other. Same for the nuts.

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