RAL 010 90 05 Rosécreme, RAL 020 85 10 Lachscreme, RAL 020 90 10 Pfirsichcreme, RAL 030 85 05 Mandelcreme, RAL 050 85 20 Biscuitcreme, RAL 060 70 20 Erdnusscreme, RAL 060 90 10 Vanillecreme, RAL 060 90 15 Aprikosencreme, RAL 075 85 20 Bananeneiscreme, RAL 075 90 10 Süßspeisecreme, RAL 090 90 40 Zitronencreme, RAL 100 85 10 Palmherzencreme, RAL 120 80 20 Avocadocreme, RAL 320 85 05 Brombeercreme, RAL 340 85 05 Erdbeercreme, RAL 360 90 10 Tortencreme.

Ich habe den Verdacht, das mit dem Lacksaufen ist Alles nur ein schreckliches Versehen.

https://www.scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3344314/chinese-scientists-engineer-gene-edited-tomato-popcorn-aroma

Finally. I've been waiting for this my entire life. Now I can die in peace.

Near the River Elbe in the Schleswig-Holstein region of Germany, there happens to be a tiny village named "Grönland", which by coincidence, also is the German name for Greenland. According to this article in the German equivalent to The Onion, someone in the Pentagon got a little confused about that and sent an aircraft carrier on a top secret mission.

Niels Bohr hat die Medaille für seinen Chemie-Nobelpreis in Säure aufgelöst, um zu verhindern, dass die Nazis sie klauen. Was die letzte Trägerin des Friedensnobelpreises mit ihrer Medaille gemacht hat, ist ja bekannt...

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/53694096

Niels Bohr famously dissolved the medal he got for his Nobel Price for chemistry in acid when the Nazis invaded his home country of Denmark, to prevent it from falling into the Nazis' hands.

Unlike him, the most recent recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize of all things, who shall not be named here, because she doesn't deserve being named, handed her medal to a deranged megalomaniac and fascist wannabe dictator.

Niels Bohr famously dissolved the medal he got for his Nobel Price for chemistry in acid when the Nazis invaded his home country of Denmark, to prevent it from falling into the Nazis' hands.

Unlike him, the most recent recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize of all things, who shall not be named here, because she doesn't deserve being named, handed her medal to a deranged megalomaniac and fascist wannabe dictator.

In order to deceive Nazi Germany about the real target of the D-Day invasion, the Allies dropped literally tons of aluminium foil strips (then codenamed "Window", now known as Chaff) from aircraft to create the appearance of a large fleet moving across the English Channel towards Calais on German Radar screens just before the actual invasion started

Thanks to Bletchley Park reading German ciphers, Allied high command could watch the Germans fall for the deception almost in real time.

Dieses, liebe Zuhausis, ist warum wir in diesem Land keine schönen Dinge haben können. Denn sobald jemand ein schönes Ding hat, kommen sofort Horden von Bürokraten und Juristen und veranstalten solange bürokratischen und juristischen Scheißdreck, bis es kaputt ist.