No caps lock?
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A single "fuck you" button would be an innovative improvement.
Not sure if science is ready yet to accomplish such a task!

But you wouldn't be able to write "as per my last email"...
Ergonomics is important, so I present you my quick prototype of a QWERTY version:

Oh hey. It's the keyboard used in the 2008 action movie Wanted.

Replace the second U with an S and it gains a lot of functionality.
Who's going to write "fuck yos" it doesn't even make sense.
/s in case it isn't obvious
sucks you 😳
What's the longest single word your can type with that keyboard? Best I can do is "yucky".
cookoff
No caps because no shift.
- You win, I think. That definitely seems to be an accepted spelling.
- Pretty sure this particular keyboard is gonna be only caps. One of my keyboards even does this with numlock. It is on by defualt, has no numlock key, and if I plug in a second or use software to turn it off, the keyboard turns it back on like a useless machine.
With the power of macros, we can maintain the same functionality while reducing the form factor to a single key!
Wait, are all the macros just pressing the same key different numbers of times?
No need. It knows what the next letter is at any given time. In fact, we can just type out the whole phrase with one key press!

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