Rahm the Vacuous

Why must politics always be sexual pathology for libs?

My wife and I purposefully lengthening our sex sessions to spite Rahm Emanuel in particular

Edit: I’ve been notified that she does not care for this joke

we all have boring sex, right?

Fuckin what my guy?

Zionazi posting horni on main.

did aaron sorkin invent this psychosexual rahm emmanuel complex or did he just sell it?

No, there are millions of people who enjoy middle aged married sex, unlike speaking to Rahm Emanuel

Imagine starting your article by admitting you have bad sex

Chew Blue no matter who

Articles like this are exactly why the Slop comm exists and should stay as is lol.

I wish I never read this, it makes everything worse, also a case where that quote about sex and politics hits.

Disgusting analogy aside, why is he even still relevant?

a chat with this dude is tired. it is winded. few toes end up curling. it might end after two minutes, or someone needs to take a five minute breather in the middle. there is sweat running through a buttcrack. there is also sweat pooling on a belly roll. there may be a half-hearted moan that ends in a throat-clearing noise. when it's over, washed-out underwear with loose waistbands are pulled up high. there are farts. there are coughs. then you go to sleep because you have work in the morning.

Sentences that make you want to rinse your eyes out after reading them.

lmao. What is wrong with these people. I mean, I know but...

"I just jerk him off until he cums on my titties. Metaphorically, of course. Don't make it weird. ...Fine, I'll use a different analogy. When you don't have to worry about getting pregnant, he can go hard and fast on your ass, stimulating your prostate directly until you climax in mere minutes. Does that...? Is that better? Don't you want to vote for him now?"

This is like when ben Shapiro gave away the fact his wife doesnt enjoy fucking him

Rahm Auerbach