POV: You just shit the President's pants.

listen up liberal,

i really need to use your bathroom like right now

"One in four people is a lib."

The Kubrick stare is a filmmaking technique which...

When one of the grandchildren says "China seems pretty cool!" in front of Xi

"Listen up, liberal: I just shit my pants. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

"We saw you from across the Pacific Ocean and we really dig your vibe."

Hey! Mr. Frodo's not going anywhere without me!
No indeed; it's hardly possible to separate you, even when he is summoned to a secret council, and you are not.

Tainted Love

It was at that moment Xi knew he had to go solo. Their days as a power trio were over.

"Mommy and Daddy said I'm not supposed to talk to you any more"

Who shit my pants?!

The awkwardness must be ignored when you visit the troubled neighbors for dinner.

Man, this woke reboot of breaking bad has some weird vibes

"everybody heard that... oh god just please die already" "yeah that's right, I shit my pants" "what the fuck is my life right now"

Met by the same curious stares as usual when he performed this little caper, he could hardly wait for the surprise and delight on their faces when he revealed that "African prince Bongo Bongo" was in fact former Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau.

Is there a right answer?

i sharted

Wait Batman, you need to change first!

Donald Trump stared down a staff member of PPB TV in a heated exchange Thursday after The President began to smell strongly of the chemical 3-methylindole during a meeting with President Xi of the People's Republic of China. Shortly after the smell began, the PPB TV staff member could be heard loudly muttering under their breathe "Xi save us! Even pig poop doesn't smell this bad!"

The staff member was later detained by ICE after ties to a radical liberal faction called "The Six Sides" were uncovered by American hero Ted Cruz in a secret Senate meeting with Sergey Lavrov.

wet fart

Melania says "MF.". Trump says "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.".