Donald Trump stared down a staff member of PPB TV in a heated exchange Thursday after The President began to smell strongly of the chemical 3-methylindole during a meeting with President Xi of the People's Republic of China. Shortly after the smell began, the PPB TV staff member could be heard loudly muttering under their breathe "Xi save us! Even pig poop doesn't smell this bad!"

The staff member was later detained by ICE after ties to a radical liberal faction called "The Six Sides" were uncovered by American hero Ted Cruz in a secret Senate meeting with Sergey Lavrov.