Dr. Doctor,
gimme the news,
I got bad case
Of loving you
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I was baffled by the huge "Real Sugar" text at first - assuming it meant instead of diet. Like, surely the assumption would be be that unless it says "diet" then of course it contains sugar - it's weird to make it such a prominent part of the branding.
I then realised that the US uses corn syrup in loads of stuff, and it probably means instead of that.
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Dr. Doctor, tell me the news, I got a BAD CASE OF MOUNTAIN DEWWWWW!
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Can’t you see I’m burning, burning?
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That shit's good! I tried it at an Urban Cafe. I've got a bad case of loving it.
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So someone has a bad case of loving someone else?
Dr. Doctor Please! Don’t you know I’m goin fast…
Oh, the mess I'm in
Lovin yoooooooooouuuuuuuuuu
I've got a bad case of... Diarrhea
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Dr. Doctor 😂😂😂 that is hilarious. I need that machine at work.
That's Professor Doctor to you!!!
Not the doctor that killed Garfield
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Have mercy on me
Doctor, your cure is worse than my disease
Invidious link to the secret texts mentioned herein
Can’t you see I’m burning burning?
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