Office chair racing will no longer be limited to the office floor

Can you imagine being the person that got paid to take this bad boy on the road for 10,000 miles? That's nearly once around the world. MFer probably took this chair from Alaska to Chile along the Pacific Coast.

You can continue testing something after you break it.

Probably ran the casters on a conveyor belt/treadmill for whatever length of time.

At a speed of 3.5 mph, youd only have to run the treadmill for about 12 days to get 10,000 miles. There are testing facilities that you can hire for this.

Or its all made up.

9,000 miles further than I'd walk just to be the man who walks a thousand miles to fall down at your door.

Not to worry, I only drive kilometres not miles

I only buy luggage that's been tested at mach 1.2 or higher. You know, in case it falls out the back of the plane. And safety factor.

Only when orcs are near

Well in the picture it shines, being made of metal and all (and being a rendering it looks extra shiny) , and since they have to paint it anyway for corrosion protection it may end up actually looking like that if they go with blue. In reality I kinda doubt they would choose blue, since black and transparent paint would give a more office approved look.

It shines bright like a diamond.

Which is to say, it doesn't glow at all, but merely reflects light.

Make sure you wear your seatbelt for protection from the big suvs

Yes.

Have you already forgot? 24-year-old attempting to rollerblade across the entire US killed in hit-and-run

I did this and have no regrets. I just wish they had locking ones

Are they any more expensive than the $700 wheels they sold last time?

https://web.archive.org/web/20260317045037/https://www.apple.com/shop/product/mx572zm/a/apple-mac-pro-wheels-kit

You think they'd say something like "wheel reinvented" if it weren't truly revolutionary, pun intended?

The suitcase probably has a display and an app you need to run to unlock it.

A lake is also a surface.