...and the classic rock station keeps racking up Ws

Ke$ha > that

Unc era begins

We are nearer to 2050 than 2000 and my joints remind me of the fact every time a front blows through.

This classic truth nuke for the millennials

I'm more upset about mentioning Soundgarden and 3 doors down in the same sentence.

They will never make me embarrassed about liking stuff from the 90's

After all, I still listen to bands that started in the 80's

I'm either late genX or early millennial depending who you ask, my music collection runs from like 1982 right thru to 2026. Although I do have to go to a bit of intentional effort to maintain that. Not in a "greetings fellow kids" kind of way (at least I hope not), just in the way that it's good to know what young people are singing about and what's important to them.

This is under playing how much time has gone by. Generally when growing up classic rock channels would play songs from about 15 years ago. Eg songs from 1975 would get on the channel in 1990, so hearing Bohemian rhapsody on classic rock back then would make sense. What this means is songs from 2010 should be on those classic rock or classic hits channels now

I mostly listen to classical music, like the Beatles

I usually don't reference this channel because there is a lot of reddit 2010s humor, but that was my favorite part of this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=137Ei0C3Vdg

They are playing an RPG where you play as a middle aged loser trying to battle depression

player: As I drive home, I search the radio channels
GM: make a roll
player: 19
GM: The Smashing Pumpkins song you lost your virginity to is playing, reminding you of your more vital days, +2, make another roll
player: ...5
GM: its on the oldies channel, -3
player: Oldies! But it has only been... 20 years, God Damn IT!

You can tell the OP is a millennial because their icon is Molly from achewood

I love singing stuff from the 60-80's in karaoke, it's always fun to lure boomers and gen-x in and then hit them with a gay anthem after couple of songs

Korn rules.

a gif featuring a young gi who stands against a grey french sky, his face gradually folds, thins and wrinkles as the camera swivels slightly to his left. the uniform mutates until it becomes a t-shirt and jacket worn by an old man.

Rude.

White Pony is almost 30 years old. Give you the gun, blow me away.

You can beat this by listening to the Critic Shift album Overspace and Supertime which was released this year.

Just maybe don't look up the age of the members

Stop. Please.