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[–] 76 points 1 week ago (16 children)

Don't post pictures of keys online, too easy to make a copy

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  • [–] 49 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    While true generally, you go ahead and lemme know which one of those keys you’re gonna copy and what it’s gonna open.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 week ago* (4 children)

    One of those tags literally have an address and apartment number on them. And its key is in clear view.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Is that what it says because I can't make out shit.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

    Yup. Askolinintie 7B6. And that's in Orimattila, as the other tags say.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    It even tells where he is and what's his profession. 🇫🇮

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  • [–] 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Don’t post pictures of keys online, too easy to make a copy

    Or your fingerprints...

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  • [–] 26 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    There's more leather on that key ring than there is in most bdsm clubs...

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  • [–] 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Oh, fuck that. The first thing I do is pull every single key off of all of those rings, put them all back on one ring and then tag them appropriately.

    I fucking hate shit like that

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago* (1 child)

    The ADHD in me does disorganized shit like this all the time, and it drives the Autism in me crazy.

    I could rock a keychain like this for years, then suddenly I notice one day, it repulses me, and I have to drop every task to organize my keys right now before I can carry on with my life. Every day I live in a hell of my own creation.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago (9 children)

    People still use those Abloy locks?

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  • [–] 14 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    My mom has one from the late eighties on her front door in salty south Florida. Also they have a very nice security through obscurity feature in that disc detainer picks are still fairly rare.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Why not? It's only "bad" compared to newer Abloys.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago (1 child)

    My parents still have one that's probably older than I am. I figured it's just some gimmick lock from back in the day that was marketed as "high security" because of the wierd looking key. They have a thing about this, y'know how some people have to have some kinda edge on the "rest of the plebs", can't just be normal and buy a normal lock, no they gotta buy.... this thing.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    My wife does this with her key ring, using small plushies. It's larger than her smaller purses now, and she's aiming to add more.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago

    Double it and give it to the next guy

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  • Had a prior job that handed me dozens of keys to access the different buildings. It was a security measure in case one key gets lost it limits what the "students" can gain access to. The entire campus was essentially one open air prison that had a history of local trouble makers thrown into first before throwing them in jail. It was not a good place to work and honestly I would find it humiliating to have been there voluntarily with how they treated people.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago

    Get abig ring to put them all on, one to rule them all.......

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

    Dude one of those really big rings to put all the little rings on probably doesn't cost more than $2. I'd make the investment just to not have to look at that.

    Edit: I looked it up and it's probably a loose leaf binder ring that I'm thinking of as the classic jumbo janitor keyring from the movies. But look at this beaut. It's the best of both worlds.. Put that baby on one of these and you're the talk of janitor town.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    More like key tumor amirite

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago

    Looks like arranging them into an actual chain ⛓️ might make more sense. At least they wouldn't block each other.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago

    that's kinda funny actually

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago

    Are they all for the same building?

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  • [–] 0 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    Just want to say that censoring like this is useless as it's very easy to bypass

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 week ago (4 children)
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