Call grandma more frequently, you have less than 3 years to chat with her :(

(I miss her)

Move in with your aunt and uncle now, before the dementia gets any worse.

Shit's about to hit the fan from multiple directions and all at once. There is nothing you can do to stop it, but instead focus on how to handle it. In a more healthy way.

Don't invite any of your family to your wedding, the sooner you sever all ties from your family, the better.

Don't fucking marry her you idiot.

You're gonna get a tractor in a year.

Bitcoin peaks at $100k

Don't move across the country with him, get a divorce, your gut instincts are right, he's been cheating on you this whole time and he's about to financially ruin you.

Take estrogen.

Enjoy the time you have with your family, they won't last forever.

Live the life, stupid.

You will have a lot more money, if you don’t spend it all on drugs.

Start planning a good sentence to send to yourself today and have it ready 5 years from now.

You're trans. Divorce the alcoholic abuser and start being happy

Don’t let mom get that surgery. She is the glue that keeps us all together and we need more years of that.

My message is, don't bother trying to help democrats. It's a thankless and fruitless mission that ends in this.

"Nvidia is going to be stable for longer than you think."

"The Lotto numbers for 2026-09-12 are 16 20 25 33 39 45, Superzahl 0."

Sounds materialistic, but I haven't found a solution for any of the issues I had 5 years ago, I didn't make any major wrong decisions since then, and stuff like "buy RAM and GPUs" is irrelevant after winning millions of eurobucks.

You have enough money to leave, do it now

Force mom to go see a doctor.

Don't sell your Bitcoin yet.

YOU LIKE WOMEN!

Stop the house from burning down on April 18th, 2024 at 5AM.

You should just break up with her while you have the chance

Dump this job, it's making you miserable.

Remember to bring your protective gear, and don't ever ride even once if you don't have it - you will suffer the consequences for years.

Or possibly: All behavioural changes (even seemingly positive ones like being more brave, assertive, active, loud and outgoing) are symptoms of something going on in your pets, so prioritise going to the vet more often when they appear - catching issues early means less damage to surrounding organs, less suffering and cheaper treatment.

Do. Not. Seek. The treasure!

Divorce him now!

Staying in Japan is a mistake. When your company cuts the rest of the staff, GTFO to Europe.

(it will be up to a future version of me to send another message about if/how that works out).

Just leave, he doesn’t love you.

Stay home all day long, no matter what, on January 3rd, 2022.

Buy Nvidia stock.