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[–] 5 points 2 hours ago

But but Mr. Peterson, aren't lobsters red like Elmo?

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  • [–] 12 points 7 hours ago

    Not Kermit arguing with the muppets i-cant

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    [–] 9 points 12 hours ago

    a very normal grifter has appeared

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  • [–] 15 points 14 hours ago*

    Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.

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  • [–] [S] 18 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (3 children)

    Ah sorry, I saw one of them was real and assumed the rest were as well!

    According to the link you sent, these two are real: (I also found the X link for these but ik we're not allowed to paste direct X links?)

    A couple other real incidents:

    - On a podcast with his daughter he called Elmo a "cringing little milkslop of a puppet" (source)

    - In his book "12 Rules of Life," he wrote this (source):

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  • [–] 9 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

    This is a rare photo of Jordan Peterson spotted at the tomb of Karl Marx.

    https://hexbear.net/post/1047794

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  • [–] 7 points 8 hours ago (1 child)

    Look at that wormy little fuck reading the words of a greater thinker.

    The point isn't to valorize what is, you cuck. It's to RUTHLESSLY CRITICIZE IT.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 hours ago

    Jordan Peterson is known for spamming the phrase "postmodern neo-marxism" and said that "they/them" pronouns are "cultural marxism". Though when he debated Slavoj Zizek, Jordan only knew about the communist manifesto and nothing else. Jordan is often credited for popularizing the "cultural marxism" conspiracy theory, that marxists are secretly plotting to destroy Christian Values through culture war.

    I found the photo posted by a random person on reddit. It's definitely him because he was speaking at a conference at a nearby location and also he's wearing a custom made suit from his own suit line in the photo.

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  • [–] 8 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

    can we put him in a hydraulic press until he's turned into usable meat yet? hypothetically

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  • [–] 11 points 13 hours ago (3 children)
  • [–] 8 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

    i've often thought about westoids being harvested for ethical meat honestly

    edit: of course this would likely never happen, it's an ideal situation after all 😔

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  • [–] 41 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

    Jesus Christ. I know he was already a fucked up person, but now he's completely fucking lost it lmao

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  • [–] 24 points 18 hours ago*

    Trying to get into emotionally charged fights with Elmo through the official Elmo twitter account is so far down past the absolute lowest bar for sanity that this has to be one of the biggest crashouts I’ve witnessed live.

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  • [–] 27 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

    can you imagine being the person tasked with authoring a tweet on behalf of a fictional character that loves everybody and wants to comfort them?

    and then one of this deep fried assholes threatens violence and murder in response.

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  • [–] 27 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

    Elmo, I will fucking end you up-yours-woke-moralists

    Elmo says "BRING IT YOU ASSHOLE" elmofire

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  • [–] 16 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

    I assume these are not real, since no links? There have been fake screenshot replies to elmo by him before.

    Looking at his account he seems to post a lot less recently, but there was a time where he made dozens of posts every few minutes in this fashion and kept posting the joker at everything all the time. obama-socialism

    Here is an old one I found looking these up though.

    Keep telling @JustinTrudeau And his demented minion @s_guilbeault of the CCP To go to hell phone screenshot of googline know your meme minion

    queries with no results:
    https://xcancel.com/search?f=top&q=from%3Ajordanbpeterson+marxist+scum
    https://xcancel.com/search?f=top&q=from%3Ajordanbpeterson+orange
    https://xcancel.com/search?f=top&q=from%3Ajordanbpeterson+go+to+hell

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  • [–] 15 points 18 hours ago

    An integral part of the Carnivore Diet is to have Twitter beef with Elmo

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  • a lot of these are fake no?

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  • [–] 14 points 19 hours ago (1 child)

    I read these in my "cylinder stuck in an M&Ms tube" voice and it was pretty funny.

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  • [–] 12 points 19 hours ago

    Setting the bar for "well-adjusted" real low here pal

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  • [–] 11 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

    I don't know

    I think he writes

    In a real normal way.

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  • [–] 11 points 19 hours ago

    Elmo would definitely vote for @TheDemocrats

    I feel like most right wingers have the same thought process so yeah, a lot of people’s brains are deep fried

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  • [–] 5 points 17 hours ago

    This is like when a small dog goes on the highest alert at every noise

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  • [–] 6 points 19 hours ago

    I thought he was dead

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  • [–] 3 points 16 hours ago

    Please can we get to a golden age where fake tough guys are laughingstocks?

    Look, I’m not saying I’m tough, but at least I own that. But Lobsterman, you’re an aging Toronto professor you are not a badass.

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  • [–] 4 points 18 hours ago*

    "go to hell" in this context is the funniest thing I've read in weeks

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