But but Mr. Peterson, aren't lobsters red like Elmo?
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Not Kermit arguing with the muppets 

a very normal grifter has appeared
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can we put him in a hydraulic press until he's turned into usable meat yet? hypothetically
ethical meat
i've often thought about westoids being harvested for ethical meat honestly
edit: of course this would likely never happen, it's an ideal situation after all 😔
Jesus Christ. I know he was already a fucked up person, but now he's completely fucking lost it lmao
Rage tweeting at the Sesame Street account is when you should know you've lost the plot
Trying to get into emotionally charged fights with Elmo through the official Elmo twitter account is so far down past the absolute lowest bar for sanity that this has to be one of the biggest crashouts I’ve witnessed live.
can you imagine being the person tasked with authoring a tweet on behalf of a fictional character that loves everybody and wants to comfort them?
and then one of this deep fried assholes threatens violence and murder in response.
Elmo, I will fucking end you 
Elmo says "BRING IT YOU ASSHOLE" 
Is he dead yet?
I assume these are not real, since no links? There have been fake screenshot replies to elmo by him before.
Looking at his account he seems to post a lot less recently, but there was a time where he made dozens of posts every few minutes in this fashion and kept posting the joker at everything all the time. 
Here is an old one I found looking these up though.

queries with no results:
https://xcancel.com/search?f=top&q=from%3Ajordanbpeterson+marxist+scum
https://xcancel.com/search?f=top&q=from%3Ajordanbpeterson+orange
https://xcancel.com/search?f=top&q=from%3Ajordanbpeterson+go+to+hell
I read these in my "cylinder stuck in an M&Ms tube" voice and it was pretty funny.
Elmo would definitely vote for @TheDemocrats
I feel like most right wingers have the same thought process so yeah, a lot of people’s brains are deep fried
Please can we get to a golden age where fake tough guys are laughingstocks?
Look, I’m not saying I’m tough, but at least I own that. But Lobsterman, you’re an aging Toronto professor you are not a badass.


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