An Impasta

What are you crying about, I gotta walk out of here alone?

Fuck you, clown!

He sh*t in my pants too!

Eric Clapton wouldn’t let his bag of cocaine fall out a window.

one hatched and already stole a bike.

It's the cobblestones.

Nah, that’s just ice cream.

Awwww My tractor broke down.

You're a real mean drunk, Superman.

The dog says, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

We call it, The Aristocrats!

Po-ta-to.

There was no punchline

Better Nate than lever

You poor dear! Don't you have a vase?

A stick.

Wrecked him? Damn near killed him!

One baby nailed to ten trees.

🎵 it's such a long way, to tip a Rary! 🎶

So I thought to myself, is that how she died?

The Pope looks up and says, "You fuckers are my kind of people."

And the penguin says, "Nah, that's just ice cream."

Because the light was on.

"Fuck you, Clown."

A police horse!

"Guys... I think made a mistake."

no idea! i have a hard time counting when i'm masturbating

Orange you glad

"oh, don't worry, it was dead before I started"

"Don't worry, I got him with my door."

To get to the other side

Personally, I have no iDeer.

punches you in the face

...you asked for a punchline, don't be mad at me

Worst? They both come/cum on little white crackers. Wurst! I asked him to send me a link.

I got bad news, you are out of paint and that's not a porch, it's a Mercedes.

“Grandma… so that’s how you died…”

"You believe that shit?"