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[–] 3 points 1 hour ago

shit. i was just thinking "hmm. it actually feels like autumn outside today". sorry 'bout that. won't happen again. but i fear it may be too late to contain the beast.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 hour ago

    I'm so fucking sick of this meme.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 hours ago

    Scolopendra stirs.

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  • [–] 21 points 4 hours ago
    [–] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 child)

    I recommend just listening to Mariah Carey year round. Especially her first 4 or so albums, 1990-1996, absolute bangers

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    [–] 27 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (5 children)

    it’s september you psychopath, you fucking chrizzos can fuck off

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  • [–] 16 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

    All you wannabe hipsters trying to bond over mutual disdain for that song when the real enemy is “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”

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  • [–] 13 points 5 hours ago

    all i want for September is no Christmas

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  • [–] 6 points 4 hours ago (1 child)

    Time to roll a big boulder in front of my cave and hunker down till may.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 hours ago (1 child)

    As an atheist I love Christmas and you can't stop me.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 child)

    I'm going to hit the pumpkin spice hard enough to flush this image out of my head.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 hours ago

    🦇🎃🎃🎃🎃But First!🎃🎃🎃🎃🦇

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  • [+] -6 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

    We actually don't have to participate in these pointless pop culture memes.

    Like we can just not post them, since it's not like anyone has any sincere opinions or reactions to this topic.

    Nobody cares about the word moist

    Nobody cares what you put on your pizza

    Nobody is amused by Mariah memes

    I will never understand why we go through the motions with these things

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  • [–] 2 points 1 hour ago

    I will never understand why we go through the motions with these things

    There is no obligation for you to "go through the motions", others chose to do so for things like "fun", and as a form of socialising. Rather than making a pointlessly sour comment, you could easily have ignored the post, likely making both your, and everyone elses, day better.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

    Serious question: when she dies do these memes become cringe or dank?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

    Irrelevant. She ages super slowly because they refreeze her come Mid January.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 hours ago

    😂😂😂😂😂, I think we all know where this is going

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