Requirements: Vegan (obviously) Greasy as shit, nutritional benefits optional Tasty/savory Fairly simple to prepare

Something to fill the kind of craving as shawarma cheese fries or the like. I feel like various forms of deep fried potatoes are a good base/starting point

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[–] 14 points 2 weeks ago

can't go wrong with fried potatoes

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  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago

    refried beans with tortilla chips

    guacamole with tortilla chips

    hummus with pita bread or pita chips (or tortilla chips, tbh could prob also work with potato chips)

    if you use premade crust/sauce/"cheese", vegan pizza

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  • [–] 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    We got ourselves a funny guy, one could even say a fungi

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Unironically actually portobello mushroom burger perfectly fits OP request.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Fried zucchini sticks, dip in marinara sauce

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Comrade, you are about to be delighted: https://theeburgerdude.com/

    This dude does all vegan fast food and slop. As well as some actually good food ;)

    His seasonings for tvp are amazing

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

    Can you make fried rice vegan? When I used to drink I'd eat rice as it was easy and filling.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    fried rice can be made without egg so yes, also while I haven't tried it I bet aquafaba if preped right could make for a perfect egg substitute in fried rice

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago

    Vietnamese crepes - Fried rice flour batter filled with anything in your fridge or pantry.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago

    Vegan kebabs, portobello mushroom burger, almost anything with TVP are all really good options. Also fried battered artichoke hearts are disgustingly good.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Wouldn't be terribly hard to make shawarma fries with vegan ingredients, like I'd get some veggie chicken or mushrooms and then add your spices. I dunno how handy you are in the kitchen but microwaving potatoes before you fry them shaves a lot of cook time off. Sometimes if I'm feeling lazy I microwave the potatoes then put them in a frying pan and mash them flat with a spatula. Chow mein or some kind of ramen are usually pretty easy to whip up if you know what you're doing.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago

    I bet beer cheese and pretzels would be extremely easy to make vegan. The pretzels are already there; Just a matter of making beer cheese vegan, which shouldn't be difficult.

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  • Depresso Mac and Cheese

    Dump pasta into boiling water. While that's cooking get your cream analogue of choice and pour it in a 2nd pot. Throw vegan cheese in there and let it melt together and season for your taste. I like nutmeg, salt, and maybe a little paprika. I guess edible yeast flakes could also be good.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    I've got an air fryer and make fries/chips a lit more than I should. Zaatar spiced thick potato chips with hummus rocks. Falafel is a big one for me as well. Burritos too.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    Vegan poutine gets you there. Carbs, oil, gravy, cheese-alike of your choice

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    Frozen spring rolls in air fryer or a cooking pan with lots of oil

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    Can't believe anyone hasn't said onion rings yet. I make a sauce on the side with raw tomato and fresh chili + bell pepper, just grinding them all into a puree together with vinegar and salt, fresh and spicy to contrast the greasy rings

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    Potato chips. Edamame or nuts with salt are good choices but not especially greasy.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago*

    Cheesy seasoned fries!

    Frozen fries
    Extra oil
    Salt
    Garlic
    Onion
    Pepper
    Paprika
    Jalapeño
    Dill weed
    Shredded vegan mozz

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 child)

    A good chili is hard to beat even if it's not that greasy.

    I also keep some frozen mini samosa and mini spring rolls stocked.

    Cutting firm tofu into sticks and pan frying it until it's crispy with some sweet chili sauce is great too.

    Garlic bread

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    I like to make bean and rice taco filling, then eat it out of a bowl with toasted tortilla chips. Nice thick ones for crumch, or those bowl shaped ones so you can stack it up with chilled salsa, or maybe just mix it up with smaller chips and eat it with a big spoon.

    I'm going to do that tonight actually brb

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 child)

    Maybe this is not so "simple" (depending on how you define "simple"), but

    My dinner tonight honestly had this exact vibe... (sorry for the blurry pic) Fried soya chunks, cashew mac, and potato salad

    Simplified recipes:

    1. Cashew Mac

    Find it here

    1. Soya Chunks

    Basically, for 1 cup dry chunks after you hydrate and squeeze, 1/2 tsp white pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, 1/4 tsp salt, paprika, MSG, a little bit of water or veggie broth (I even use the reserved water from squeezing out the chunks) coated with 3 cups of cornstarch and 3 tbsp of vegetable oil.

    Fry it however you'd like, oven, pan, air fryer, or whatever to the degree of crispiness you'd like. I bake it in the oven for 25 minutes at 425 Fahrenheit or 218 Celsius. I flip after 15 minutes, and I use the broiler effect on the bottom rack when there are 3 minutes left (be careful with this one. It crisps up quick!)

    1. Potato salad

    Real simple. 2 medium russet potatoes. Boiled (I leave the skin on). Coated in a dressing consisting of 1/2 cup vegan mayo (my recipe here), 1/2 tbsp yellow mustard, 1/2 tbsp dill relish, 1 tbsp agave nectar (Makes it have a really nice sweet taste!), 1/4 tsp kala namak (AKA black salt), 1/4 tsp regular salt, 1/8 tsp black pepper, 1/8 tsp paprika (plus some sprinkled on top afterwards), 1/4 tsp onion powder, and 1/4 tsp celery seed.

    Cut the potatoes, coat 'em in the sauce, leave 'em in the fridge for at least 2 hours.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago

    Frybread, stuff it with whatever you want

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