Ok and call the little sausage on the right "Trump"
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Why not just rename everything to "America" smurf style?
I can tell that's a fake because they didn't call at least one thing "Freedom". /s
Where's them Epstein files tho?
Trump turned America into a Ben Garrison cartoon

Just like the fucking Nazis and Bolsheviks renaming for the sake of propaganda. All of them can piss in the wind.
Hate to nitpick a joke, but they've swapped Lake Erie and Lake Ontario.
There's no they, this is an AI generated image
fitting. erie is the shallowest, and the most polluted of the great lakes.
You're right. Someone should have taken the 20 minutes required to scribble this out with crayon. Shame on them!
Even just a ten second scribble on a napkin would have been so much better than this crap. It would have also fit better to the quality that comes out of the White House nowadays.
How can you tell?
First, the scribble coloring is too neat. Way too uniform all over and the scribbles at the borders are unnaturally even and straight.
The "handwritten" labels are clearly a font, but before someone says "well then someone added the font afterwards" look at the edges around the text, especially on labels over the ocean and on the mountain range. The scribbles lighten and almost go around the text like it was there already. The font style itself is also overused by AI in cartoons and comics that it craps out.
Then there's the international border that goes down Lake Huron & Erie but stops after that.
Also, why is there one blue and one green island off the coast of Florida?
And, of course, Lake Erie and Ontario are switched around.
Also the west rivers don't go to the ocean, the rivers are weirdly too blue, the north west river turned the coast outline up to canada more blue, and the tip of california islands have two blue dots on their east ends.
one blue and one green island off the coast of Florida?
To me this is the biggest giveaway, imagine the time it would take to make this and then just randomly do a blue island.
You forgot "Planet America".
Stop giving these idiots ideas 😂
Considering Trump himself floated the idea of naming one of the oceans America there aren't a lot of ideas to give. There's really only Planet America, American solar system, American Galaxy and the universe of America.
"I think highly of myself and I like maps, but fuck this shit" - Americo Vespucci
We thing he is renaming them. Honestly, these are the only names he knows.
Just saying, if we had to rename a lake... the Ford F150 was a helluva truck back in the day.
They already have their own football and their own "measurements", can't we just give them their own dictionary for the world? You just put Lake Ontario or the Gulf of Mexico in a translator app and you see how the Americans call it. I mean it's not ideal but aren't there more important things to worry about than how they call stuff?
I knew they had to put gold glitter stencils around the White House with the name of the wing the entrance covers in big easy to read letters above the awnings to account for the stable genius' dementia driven severe cognitive decline but why the maps?
He don't look at those.
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