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[–] 1 point 11 minutes ago

Ok and call the little sausage on the right "Trump"

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  • [–] 1 point 55 minutes ago

    Why not just rename everything to "America" smurf style?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 hour ago (1 child)

    I can tell that's a fake because they didn't call at least one thing "Freedom". /s

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  • [–] 1 point 1 hour ago

    Don't forget Canada is now North America and Mexico is now South America.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 hours ago

    If you look closely you can see that Lake Epstein is fully redacted.

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  • [–] 11 points 8 hours ago (1 child)

    Where's them Epstein files tho?

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  • [–] 8 points 7 hours ago

    surprisingly the east and west american oceans are on the correct sides

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  • [–] 2 points 6 hours ago

    Wrong.

    It'll be Americas all the way down.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 hours ago

    Renaming the missississippy is one change I can actually get behind.

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  • [–] 42 points 17 hours ago* (1 child)

    Trump turned America into a Ben Garrison cartoon

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  • [–] 9 points 14 hours ago (1 child)

    Just like the fucking Nazis and Bolsheviks renaming for the sake of propaganda. All of them can piss in the wind.

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  • [–] 25 points 18 hours ago (7 children)

    Hate to nitpick a joke, but they've swapped Lake Erie and Lake Ontario.

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    You're right. Someone should have taken the 20 minutes required to scribble this out with crayon. Shame on them!

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  • [–] 5 points 4 hours ago* (1 child)

    Even just a ten second scribble on a napkin would have been so much better than this crap. It would have also fit better to the quality that comes out of the White House nowadays.

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  • [–] 5 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
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    First, the scribble coloring is too neat. Way too uniform all over and the scribbles at the borders are unnaturally even and straight.

    The "handwritten" labels are clearly a font, but before someone says "well then someone added the font afterwards" look at the edges around the text, especially on labels over the ocean and on the mountain range. The scribbles lighten and almost go around the text like it was there already. The font style itself is also overused by AI in cartoons and comics that it craps out.

    Then there's the international border that goes down Lake Huron & Erie but stops after that.

    Also, why is there one blue and one green island off the coast of Florida?

    And, of course, Lake Erie and Ontario are switched around.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 hours ago

    Also the west rivers don't go to the ocean, the rivers are weirdly too blue, the north west river turned the coast outline up to canada more blue, and the tip of california islands have two blue dots on their east ends.

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  • [–] 3 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

    You forgot "Planet America".

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  • [–] 10 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

    Stop giving these idiots ideas 😂

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  • [–] 3 points 16 hours ago (1 child)

    Considering Trump himself floated the idea of naming one of the oceans America there aren't a lot of ideas to give. There's really only Planet America, American solar system, American Galaxy and the universe of America.

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  • [–] 9 points 18 hours ago (1 child)

    "I think highly of myself and I like maps, but fuck this shit" - Americo Vespucci

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    [–] 2 points 15 hours ago

    Will improve scores in primary schools!

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  • [–] 1 point 14 hours ago

    We thing he is renaming them. Honestly, these are the only names he knows.

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  • [–] 3 points 18 hours ago (1 child)

    Just saying, if we had to rename a lake... the Ford F150 was a helluva truck back in the day.

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  • [–] 1 point 14 hours ago

    They already have their own football and their own "measurements", can't we just give them their own dictionary for the world? You just put Lake Ontario or the Gulf of Mexico in a translator app and you see how the Americans call it. I mean it's not ideal but aren't there more important things to worry about than how they call stuff?

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  • [–] 1 point 14 hours ago

    I knew they had to put gold glitter stencils around the White House with the name of the wing the entrance covers in big easy to read letters above the awnings to account for the stable genius' dementia driven severe cognitive decline but why the maps?

    He don't look at those.

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  • [–] 3 points 18 hours ago

    There's a typo on the map, it's supposed to be Lake Berder

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