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[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's really not fair to mayonnaise.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah. That's more like Miracle Whip.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's not nice to make fun of someone's appearance.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

if someone doesn't have control over it, like their appearance, I think it's a dick move to make fun of them :p

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

It certainly demonstrates a profound lack of compassion.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Pft... Terrible makeup, terrible hairdo, colored hair.... I don't think we're making fun of her giant forehead.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is it. This is my "old man moment", because I have no idea how this relates to mayonnaise.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's one of the minor boss Karens you have to fight to get to the final level boss, Mega-Karen.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Yeah, Minion Karens that jump you, and slow you down with the managers they conjure

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

But mayonnaise is good and useful in the right context. Mostly for making perfectly crisped grilled cheese.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

You speak the truth

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

What about her? She's cheesy, just put her on a grill!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

it's not about skin color it's about being a weirdo

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I’m not offended. Just wondering. If I reversed her race and changed the mayo to something dark. Well. Yeah.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I’d say if you changed it all it would be different.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If I reversed her race and changed the mayo to something dark.

Nutella?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Guaranteed, post a black person and say "if Nutella was a person" you'd get down voted and harassed into committing suicide. Post this mayo meme and folks just laugh and have a great time in the comments. I love a good double standard

Edit: I'd love to hear from the down voters why my comment is factually wrong. Are you saying that people wouldn't act the way I said or are you having the typical, snowflake, knee-jerk "he said a color word" reaction? I think I know the answer... do you?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

"What hairstyle would you like?"

Bucket.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Looks like that alien chick from "Mars Attacks!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

did someone slip this from fox news HR?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What is the actual shape of this person's head?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

ever play with Lego?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

... with FAS? FAS gives people eyes like that, doesn't it? It looks like she has a pretty flat upper lip too. That might be part of the reason she looks ... off. And obviously, that haircut is doing her no favours.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

More like the avatar of ranch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Yeah we can forgive a lot of culinary crimes but that thing

That thing scares us

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I thought mayonnaise was an instrument

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mayonaise is amazing and it beats ketchup on fries 100%

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yes, this post is an insult on our culture 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

This guy is the actual manifestation of mayonnaise.

1000041491

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Why do I agree???

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago