this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 92 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Can't believe this is how I learned about his death

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

hey, it's the 20s!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

is how i learned about him

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

is how about

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Before the first news break, someone posted the Grim Reaper playing the claw machine meme.

I was confused, and then it hit me. "Alright, alright, alright!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I searched who this is now lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Nice name btw... Henry kisssin'her

[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago

I feel like I watched history unfold with your two memes

[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm crazy but didn't this meme go up like 2 or 3 days ago?

[–] [email protected] 59 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago

You're a fucking legend and the hero amongst the entire planet. It's a well-known fact that people like you cause this shit to happen. You will go down in history but not in the bad way like this fuckhead did.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Excuse me, but I can think of a couple other people I’d like you to meme about…

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

That's nuts! Hahaha

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Should have waited a day to make it funnier. Then continue it every day from here on out to remind everyone the world is just a scooch brighter and better.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Alternatively: ‘1 Minute without Henry Kissinger’

Also cause for celebration.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

God damn right it is.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

today I was in a Costco and they had one of those signs up near the employee break room. It said they've gone 7 days without an accident. Musta been hilarious the day they had to switch that back to zero.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Thank you OP for making this happen, you're a real G

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I was here Nov-2023

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer You're the Doctor of my dreams

With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare And your machiavellian schemes I know they say that you are very vain And short and fat and pushy but at least you're not insane

Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer And wishing you were here

Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer You're so chubby and so neat

With your funny clothes and your squishy nose You're like a German parakeet All right so people say that you don't care But you've got nicer legs than Hitler And bigger tits than Cher

Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer And wishing you were here

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He's gone where the goblins go, below, below, below.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Henry Kissinger, how I’m missing ya

But not really. The world is a brighter place today.