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[–] 1 point 9 hours ago

They want a global nuclear strike capability that doesn't rely on making the US do the threat for them.

Also probably a faster nuclear deployment time against Pakistan or I guess any other nuclear power.

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  • [–] 7 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

    Space is a neutral zone like the Antarctic. Like they have any right to bring weaponry over there.

    Rather than having weaponry to protect Earth against external threats like asteroids, they’d point the weapons inwards to oppress the population of Earth.

    This administration should be dismantled as soon as possible. It’s toxic to the world.

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  • [–] 2 points 21 hours ago

    Rather than having weaponry to protect Earth against external threats like asteroids, they’d point the weapons inwards to oppress the population of Earth.

    What, a fine upstanding state like Israel? Never.

    I didn't read the article, I would assume no one reading it is dumb enough to think Israel has any intention of using weapons deployed in space for anything other than killing Muslim schoolchildren. And probably eventually Jewish schoolchildren who's parents don't align with Zionism.

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  • [–] 5 points 22 hours ago (1 child)

    With the US footing the bill, I'm guessing.

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  • [–] 3 points 22 hours ago

    And you'd be correct. The only reason Israel is a tech powerhouse is them having a captive and defenseless population in which to field-test anything they come up with, AND THEN have everything paid for by the US taxpayer.

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  • [–] 41 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    You mean Space Lazers or dare I say... Jewish Space Lazers?

    I miss living in a time when that was a funny statement

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago*

    We're Jews out in space
    We're zooming along protecting the Hebrew race
    We're Jews out in space
    If trouble appears we put it right back in its place

    When goyim attack us
    We give 'em a smack
    We'll slap them right back in the face

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    [–] 14 points 1 day ago

    Israel will set them up to fire on everyone if they ever fall. It's the same thing with their nuclear arsenal, but even more out of reach. That's what they use when they can't bribe politicians to support them.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_Option

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  • [–] 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

    And here I was, thinking the Jewish space lasers are just a silly conspiracy.

    When have conspiracy theories turned into trailers?

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    [–] 47 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    What, they suddenly realise there's babies and children in places other than Palestine, or something?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago

    Hang on, isn't "the only reason we (US) haven't done that is because it's illegal and also I'm pretty sure we've secretly done that already?"

    I mean, it's clear international law no longer applies but isn't this another example of that?

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  • [–] 42 points 2 days ago*

    Some kind of laser? In space? Controlled by who?!

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  • [–] 78 points 2 days ago (18 children)

    Dr. Greene?! Paging Dr. Marjorie Taylor Greene?!

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    [–] 57 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    So....a Jewish space laser controlled by the Rothschild's?

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    [–] 22 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    I do not trust an evil nation like Israel with weapons like this. Not at all.

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  • [–] 34 points 2 days ago (5 children)

    I thought there were agreements regarding the fact that weapons should not be deployed to space.

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    [–] 27 points 2 days ago

    Capable of targeting a specific orphan at a specific hospital and obliterating the whole fucking thing from high earth orbit.

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  • [–] 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    They need to be able to orbitally bombard Palestinian schoolchildren - matter of national security

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    [–] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

    And make US pay for it

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  • [–] 26 points 2 days ago

    Just when you thought they couldn't get evil enough, now we have literal Saturday morning cartoon villain levels of evil!

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  • [–] 14 points 2 days ago

    Ah yes, like the nazis with the V2, the first rocket to reach space! They are so on track with the nazi agenda.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    This will result in the station getting blown and a lot of space debrees. I don't think it is gonna be a good tool, USA already had Rods from God idea and it wasn't implemented cause the cost/effect is questionable.

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    [–] 18 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Frankly terrifying. Like, imagine if the Nazis had been first to develop nuclear weapons kind of terrifying.

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    [–] 13 points 2 days ago* (1 child)

    Yeah sure, that’s exactly red alert shit we all need.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 days ago

    Well, we had a good run. Pack it in, folks.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (1 child)
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