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[–] 78 points 1 month ago (18 children)

Dr. Greene?! Paging Dr. Marjorie Taylor Greene?!

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    [–] 57 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    So....a Jewish space laser controlled by the Rothschild's?

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  • [–] 47 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    What, they suddenly realise there's babies and children in places other than Palestine, or something?

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  • [–] 42 points 1 month ago*

    Some kind of laser? In space? Controlled by who?!

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  • [–] 41 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    You mean Space Lazers or dare I say... Jewish Space Lazers?

    I miss living in a time when that was a funny statement

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    [–] 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    They need to be able to orbitally bombard Palestinian schoolchildren - matter of national security

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Hamas made them go to space obviously.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    Netanyahu: "I will go to the last place not corrupted by living journalists general concern for human rights brown people Hamas anti-semitism - *giggles* - SPAAAACE!"

    *vaporizes a hospital from orbit*

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  • [–] 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

    And here I was, thinking the Jewish space lasers are just a silly conspiracy.

    When have conspiracy theories turned into trailers?

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    [–] 34 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    I thought there were agreements regarding the fact that weapons should not be deployed to space.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    From what I understand it's only WMDs that are internationally banned from space, while obviously a rather distasteful thing to do it's not unlawful to put conventional weapons in space. The Soviets armed some of their space stations with autocannon for example, which isn't even the best example of their space programme making Bond villains everywhere look like complete scrubs.

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    [–] 27 points 1 month ago

    Capable of targeting a specific orphan at a specific hospital and obliterating the whole fucking thing from high earth orbit.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 month ago

    Just when you thought they couldn't get evil enough, now we have literal Saturday morning cartoon villain levels of evil!

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  • [–] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    I do not trust an evil nation like Israel with weapons like this. Not at all.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 month ago (1 child)
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    [–] 18 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Frankly terrifying. Like, imagine if the Nazis had been first to develop nuclear weapons kind of terrifying.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago

    Israel will set them up to fire on everyone if they ever fall. It's the same thing with their nuclear arsenal, but even more out of reach. That's what they use when they can't bribe politicians to support them.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_Option

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago

    Ah yes, like the nazis with the V2, the first rocket to reach space! They are so on track with the nazi agenda.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    Yeah sure, that’s exactly red alert shit we all need.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    This will result in the station getting blown and a lot of space debrees. I don't think it is gonna be a good tool, USA already had Rods from God idea and it wasn't implemented cause the cost/effect is questionable.

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    [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    Hang on, isn't "the only reason we (US) haven't done that is because it's illegal and also I'm pretty sure we've secretly done that already?"

    I mean, it's clear international law no longer applies but isn't this another example of that?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago

    Well, we had a good run. Pack it in, folks.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Space is a neutral zone like the Antarctic. Like they have any right to bring weaponry over there.

    Rather than having weaponry to protect Earth against external threats like asteroids, they’d point the weapons inwards to oppress the population of Earth.

    This administration should be dismantled as soon as possible. It’s toxic to the world.

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    [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Robert Heinlein wrote stories about this topic and not all turned out well.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    I’m going to make an RTS game that reflects an accurate Israel as an international foe

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    ion cannon network belongs to EA.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    With the US footing the bill, I'm guessing.

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    [–] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    And make US pay for it

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