▲ 294 ▼ Israel plans development of space weapons capable of striking targets on Earth (www.jpost.com) submitted 2 days ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/world@lemmy.world 92 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] RFKJrsBrainworm@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 days ago (2 children) You mean Space Lazers or dare I say... Jewish Space Lazers? I miss living in a time when that was a funny statement permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Onsotumenh@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago* We're Jews out in space We're zooming along protecting the Hebrew race We're Jews out in space If trouble appears we put it right back in its place When goyim attack us We give 'em a smack We'll slap them right back in the face permalink fedilink source parent [–] darkwing_duck@sh.itjust.works -2 points 1 day ago* (1 child) When they say they are planning to develop them, what they mean is that they are planning to make their existence public. You should assume Jewish Space Lasers are literally a thing today. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] stoy@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (1 child) Nope, a space laser is a stupid weapon. A system of kinetic impactors would be far more practical. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 point 20 hours ago To be fair the article says "Space Weapons", not necessarily lasers, so something stupid and destructive like dropping some kinda mass payload from low orbit would also count. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Onsotumenh@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago* We're Jews out in space We're zooming along protecting the Hebrew race We're Jews out in space If trouble appears we put it right back in its place When goyim attack us We give 'em a smack We'll slap them right back in the face permalink fedilink source parent
[–] darkwing_duck@sh.itjust.works -2 points 1 day ago* (1 child) When they say they are planning to develop them, what they mean is that they are planning to make their existence public. You should assume Jewish Space Lasers are literally a thing today. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] stoy@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (1 child) Nope, a space laser is a stupid weapon. A system of kinetic impactors would be far more practical. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 point 20 hours ago To be fair the article says "Space Weapons", not necessarily lasers, so something stupid and destructive like dropping some kinda mass payload from low orbit would also count. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (1 child) Nope, a space laser is a stupid weapon. A system of kinetic impactors would be far more practical. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 point 20 hours ago To be fair the article says "Space Weapons", not necessarily lasers, so something stupid and destructive like dropping some kinda mass payload from low orbit would also count. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 point 20 hours ago To be fair the article says "Space Weapons", not necessarily lasers, so something stupid and destructive like dropping some kinda mass payload from low orbit would also count. permalink fedilink source parent