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[–] fake@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Which means the reality of 2027 is going to be far stupider

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

2027-2028 are going be insane. Every MAGA knows that if the Dems take over the Legislature in 2026, then the Presidency AND extend their majority on Congress in 2028, then a LOT of MAGAs are going to prison, and some may even be executed.

So they will be desperate to make sure we are fully under MAGA control by 2028, and that will require massive violence. The good news is that we already know that MAGAs are virtuosically incompetent, so they will fuck it all up, and lose in the end, but the damage they will do along the way will be incalculable. That will give us the justification to treat MAGA as the Domestic Terrorist Organization, and an active, ongoing, enthusiastic National Security Threat that they clearly are, and prohibit them from existing, and purge them from our government and our society.

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[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Bold move assuming the Dems have the chutzpah to send fascists to prison

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[–] makr_alland@lemmy.world 88 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (9 children)

The ~~Solar~~ American System and its eight planets: Barron, Natalie, America, Melania, Trump™'s Big Beautiful Planet, Ivanka, Don Jr. And Eric.

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[–] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

IIRC most of the planets in the system were named after Roman gods, so it doesn't sound too far fetched

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[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 12 points 2 weeks ago* (4 children)

All apart from Earth. Which is probably just because every language had a word for the planet they life on before Roman names were introduced for planets you can't see with the bare eye.

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[–] igmelonh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

Uranus is Greek; the Roman equivalent would be Caelus.

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[–] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn can be easily seen with the naked eye

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[–] TBi@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

All part of the American Way Galaxy

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[–] Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

Within the American Galaxy Cluster, inside the Americaverse

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Betcha Eric is Uranus

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Canadian Geese are now known as Donald Ducks.

[–] Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

I want to know which time traveller got ahead of the curve and named British farts "Trumps"

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[–] RonniePickering@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Gotta be a time traveler

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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

I’m not sure we’ll have to wait even that long

[–] Salvo@aussie.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago

Depends on how the midterms go…

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[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social 29 points 2 weeks ago

Meanwhile, The European Commission is trying to make Chat Control happen for the 67th time (it won't happen, and it's more of a tradition than anything at this point).

[–] Bluedragon012@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Humanity has a clear version of evil and has failed to deal with it. Humanity is pathetic.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Every time somebody tries the elite and media decry political violence. I hate to break it to them that the Revolutionary War was political violence.

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[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

when evil person crys how injust you are for opposing, the answer should be even more fierce opposing

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[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 22 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

It's gonna start to get confusing pretty damn soon, calling everything America. Every body of water, and everything in our solar system.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 14 points 2 weeks ago* (2 children)

He's already said that he's thinking of renaming both the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans. That won't cause any problems at all. /S

So stupid. Obviously, the solution is to name one ocean after America, and the other one after Trump.

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[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

As soon as he's dead, TPTB better switch everything back to the original names.

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

This Trump guy... always changing names, never pronouns. So boring

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[–] conartistpanda@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

When everything is America, nothing will be.

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[–] M137@lemmy.today 20 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

The most implausible part of that is that the AI bubble will pop that soon.

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[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

The main portion of dot com bubble was about 5 years long, so it's actually pretty realistic estimations

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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Nobody knows when a bubble will pop. It could be literally today.

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Although, a recent How Money Works video makes a strong case that a 2026 AI collapse is at least on the BINGO card.

ETA: I think it's this one (on YouTube) but I'm not entirely sure. Otherwise, it's this one.

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[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Tbh this renaming everything to America or Trump thing will get confusing real soon. Gulf of America (classic), Gulf of America (new), and Gulf of America (new 2)? How about keeping Gulf of Mexico, Gulf of California, and Gulf of St Lawrence?