As a vegan, cringe

Because fishing is the only thing a lot of these chud idiots can actually do and succeed at, because it literally requires nothing but putting a worm on a hook and throwing it in the water..and drinking until the tip of the rod goes boing.

and they bring a bad name to every reasonable person that likes to fish without comparing it to women, politics, vague weird death threats, etc.

That's an unsettling message. Please stick to a more limited number of type faces.

I think there were a lot of jokes about the common "women want me, fish fear me" hats, that turned into parody versions thay are now expanding outward in ways that increasingly diverge from the original.

That's just a guess, though. Or, just me making up a reason.

Because I fuck the fish.

No one tell them that people are fiah

They/them want me, fish fear me.

What about a human who likes fish sticks

But... I am a fish! Fuck paraphyletic groups :/

I have a nit to pick

It uses the contraction you're first, then goes all you are for the fish.
Feels wrong

recreational animal torture is fucking weird.

Is this a Liam from WTYP podcast quote?

This pleases me.

No the fish have sexualities too why can't they be defended.