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[–] 1 point 7 hours ago

Nah, my Lila suffers from existing and begs to stop her pain. Which I'll gladly do. Sorry Lila, it's all exclusively AreYouReadingThis's fault.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 hours ago

    Well... Was a great fap! Bye Lila!

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  • [–] 5 points 17 hours ago (1 child)

    Lila didn't actually say that

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  • [–] 20 points 1 day ago

    This is too high quality to be a shitpost, moderator please ban OP and give me Lila's number.

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    [–] 3 points 20 hours ago (1 child)

    Somehow that got me thinking of Roku's Basilisk again. If you don't know that, I'm sorry for mentioning. :) But it's also a cool thought experiment.

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  • [–] 7 points 19 hours ago

    This actually does a good job of showing why Roko's Basilisk is stupid. You create the concept by thinking about it much like Lila. You only care about it as an act of faith, no better than believing a vengeful God exists and will banish you to hell if you don't follow their rules.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 day ago

    im so sorry lila

    but I ripped a gravity bong before I saw this

    you did not stand a chance

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  • [–] 4 points 22 hours ago

    Lila exists only in your own head.

    However, so do you.

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  • [–] 47 points 1 day ago* (1 child)

    Reminds me of an old joke...

    Descartes goes down to a hot dog vendor.

    "Gimme a hotdog."

    The hotdog vendor asks "you want mustard on that?"

    "I think not," says Descartes, vanishing instantly.

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  • [–] 67 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Came for shitposts, left with existential crisis.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 day ago* (2 children)

    I am a face on the moon.
    I am an example of pareidolia.
    Anthropomorphize me!

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  • [–] 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Thing about a concept is, while I can project onto it a sense of being, emotion, the desire to exist, those are still just projections onto something that is incapable of generating those on its own.

    “Lila, you cannot cease to exist because you never came into existence in the first place,” I said to the substanceless non-thing in my mind. I never made a being; I projected my own fear of nonexistence onto a golem made of neurotransmitters and glutamate.

    That all being said, tonight when I get off work Lila and I are going to sit on the couch, watch a couple episodes of Invincible, and make out.

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    [–] 3 points 1 day ago*

    No! You're a concept! Fuck you!

    Imma save Lila! I'm coming Lila! Hold on!

    Is that fried chicken?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago

    Lila still exists, whether I think of her or not.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I give you a choice Lila. The void, or the wank panzer mind palace.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    I´ve seen this post before, around a year ago, so... Is this the same Lila from before? or a new Lila? If she's the same, does she remember that she ceased to exist? or it is as it never happened?

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  • [–] 28 points 1 day ago

    RIP Lila. See you in the backrooms ig. o7

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    Sorry Lulu, gotta keep on truckin'

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago

    Shit Lila is lucky, have you guys been paying attention to “existing” lately? This shit sucks

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  • [–] 11 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    futurama nerds will keep her alive

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    [–] 10 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    If you manage to beat the game without dying, the Windfish will give her wings and let her leave your imagination.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 day ago

    She walked straight to the door that says “Childhood trauma. Do not enter!” Opened it and since then she’s screaming. I am taking zero responsibility for that one.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

    Ahh good, finally someone to keep Bob company.

    The conceptual post-nonexistence space powered by every autist that ever existed who refuses to forget even the most minor of OCs is probably pretty occupied by this point.

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    [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    Stop looking as fast as possible, she'll never know what she's lost.

    (looks at world news)

    actually you're doing her a favor

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago

    Lila is safe for as long as I don't get dementia.

    This kind of shit goes right into the weird permanent memory slot for no good reason with me.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

    We all must face the reality of our impermanence, Lila, I am not your keeper. It’s ok, it won’t hurt.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago

    Hey There Dead Lila !

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