Nah, my Lila suffers from existing and begs to stop her pain. Which I'll gladly do. Sorry Lila, it's all exclusively AreYouReadingThis's fault.
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Well... Was a great fap! Bye Lila!
Lila didn't actually say that
This is too high quality to be a shitpost, moderator please ban OP and give me Lila's number.
Somehow that got me thinking of Roku's Basilisk again. If you don't know that, I'm sorry for mentioning. :) But it's also a cool thought experiment.
This actually does a good job of showing why Roko's Basilisk is stupid. You create the concept by thinking about it much like Lila. You only care about it as an act of faith, no better than believing a vengeful God exists and will banish you to hell if you don't follow their rules.
Who's Lila?
im so sorry lila
but I ripped a gravity bong before I saw this
you did not stand a chance
Reminds me of an old joke...
Descartes goes down to a hot dog vendor.
"Gimme a hotdog."
The hotdog vendor asks "you want mustard on that?"
"I think not," says Descartes, vanishing instantly.
Came for shitposts, left with existential crisis.
Bye, Lila.

I am a face on the moon.
I am an example of pareidolia.
Anthropomorphize me!
Thing about a concept is, while I can project onto it a sense of being, emotion, the desire to exist, those are still just projections onto something that is incapable of generating those on its own.
“Lila, you cannot cease to exist because you never came into existence in the first place,” I said to the substanceless non-thing in my mind. I never made a being; I projected my own fear of nonexistence onto a golem made of neurotransmitters and glutamate.
That all being said, tonight when I get off work Lila and I are going to sit on the couch, watch a couple episodes of Invincible, and make out.
No! You're a concept! Fuck you!
Imma save Lila! I'm coming Lila! Hold on!
Is that fried chicken?
I give you a choice Lila. The void, or the wank panzer mind palace.
I´ve seen this post before, around a year ago, so... Is this the same Lila from before? or a new Lila? If she's the same, does she remember that she ceased to exist? or it is as it never happened?
and if you build a new lila out of the old planks... no wait i think i switched something up
She only exists as long as people are thinking about her, so for her, only a few hours have passed.
From her point of view we all age at an alarming rate.
Shit Lila is lucky, have you guys been paying attention to “existing” lately? This shit sucks
futurama nerds will keep her alive
If you manage to beat the game without dying, the Windfish will give her wings and let her leave your imagination.
I love love love this game so mich ever since I first played it on the gameboy
She walked straight to the door that says “Childhood trauma. Do not enter!” Opened it and since then she’s screaming. I am taking zero responsibility for that one.
Ahh good, finally someone to keep Bob company.
The conceptual post-nonexistence space powered by every autist that ever existed who refuses to forget even the most minor of OCs is probably pretty occupied by this point.
Stop looking as fast as possible, she'll never know what she's lost.
(looks at world news)
actually you're doing her a favor
Lila is safe for as long as I don't get dementia.
This kind of shit goes right into the weird permanent memory slot for no good reason with me.
We all must face the reality of our impermanence, Lila, I am not your keeper. It’s ok, it won’t hurt.

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