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[–] 181 points 1 month ago (4 children)

That's one way to pick up ladies

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  • [+] 67 points 1 month ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (9 children)
  • [–] 53 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    It is either that or one of the scariest and most confounding things. Different strokes for different folks.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    Tbf, if she's really mirroring OP's attempts to go around in an effort to block them, that's on her.

    That being said, we can't trust anon to tell the truth

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    "if we both step right, then step left, you're mirroring me and you deserve to be physically manhandled. That's on you, as a woman."

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago*

    Tbf he didn't say that in this hypothetical situation the woman doing the same as anon meant she was mirroring anon. He said that if mirroring anon in an attempt to block him was the intent of this lady, it was to be expected of anon to react in some way or another. Now, arguably, anon could have resolved this issue orally, but, anon claims autism.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Women want to have their shoulders gripped forcibly and be lifted off the ground by a stranger who hasn’t said a word to them?

    By that metric, Nancy Guthrie must have swooned. 🙄

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  • [–] 60 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Impossible: write a green text without making it about a 'girl'

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  • [–] 37 points 1 month ago

    Fake: Anon does not go outside
    Gay: Anon did not pick up a girl, but had hot gay sex instead.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    That situation never had an official name that I know of so I call it(or I heard it at some point) “Thanks for the dance“.

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  • [+] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)
  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago* (2 children)

    A true ope moment. A quadruple ope even

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago

    I actually did this multiple times in high school. To the point people actually started just moving out of the way when they saw me coming

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago

    QTE successful

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    It was for the best.

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  • [+] 7 points 1 month ago