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[–] 180 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

That's one way to pick up ladies

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  • [–] 66 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

    This is the most romantic and sexy thing that can happen to a woman

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  • [–] 52 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    It is either that or one of the scariest and most confounding things. Different strokes for different folks.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (2 children)

    Tbf, if she's really mirroring OP's attempts to go around in an effort to block them, that's on her.

    That being said, we can't trust anon to tell the truth

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  • [–] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    "if we both step right, then step left, you're mirroring me and you deserve to be physically manhandled. That's on you, as a woman."

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  • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago*

    Tbf he didn't say that in this hypothetical situation the woman doing the same as anon meant she was mirroring anon. He said that if mirroring anon in an attempt to block him was the intent of this lady, it was to be expected of anon to react in some way or another. Now, arguably, anon could have resolved this issue orally, but, anon claims autism.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    ... I've known autistic women who would massively unironically agree with that, and others for whom it would be nearly the worst thing that could possibly ever happen.

    Either way... unintentional power move by way of autism.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Women want to have their shoulders gripped forcibly and be lifted off the ground by a stranger who hasn’t said a word to them?

    By that metric, Nancy Guthrie must have swooned. 🙄

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  • [–] 60 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    Impossible: write a green text without making it about a 'girl'

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  • [–] 37 points 2 weeks ago

    Fake: Anon does not go outside
    Gay: Anon did not pick up a girl, but had hot gay sex instead.

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  • [–] 27 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

    That situation never had an official name that I know of so I call it(or I heard it at some point) “Thanks for the dance“.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (2 children)

    A true ope moment. A quadruple ope even

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  • [–] 13 points 2 weeks ago

    I actually did this multiple times in high school. To the point people actually started just moving out of the way when they saw me coming

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  • [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago

    QTE successful

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago

    It was for the best.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago

    A real lore enthusiast would know that should be choccy milk?

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