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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 66 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

This is the most romantic and sexy thing that can happen to a woman

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[–] tmyakal@infosec.pub 52 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It is either that or one of the scariest and most confounding things. Different strokes for different folks.

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[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago* (2 children)

Tbf, if she's really mirroring OP's attempts to go around in an effort to block them, that's on her.

That being said, we can't trust anon to tell the truth

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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

"if we both step right, then step left, you're mirroring me and you deserve to be physically manhandled. That's on you, as a woman."

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[–] polotype@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago*

Tbf he didn't say that in this hypothetical situation the woman doing the same as anon meant she was mirroring anon. He said that if mirroring anon in an attempt to block him was the intent of this lady, it was to be expected of anon to react in some way or another. Now, arguably, anon could have resolved this issue orally, but, anon claims autism.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

... I've known autistic women who would massively unironically agree with that, and others for whom it would be nearly the worst thing that could possibly ever happen.

Either way... unintentional power move by way of autism.

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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not being ironic, women love that stuff. I don't mind it myself.

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[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Women want to have their shoulders gripped forcibly and be lifted off the ground by a stranger who hasn’t said a word to them?

By that metric, Nancy Guthrie must have swooned. 🙄

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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

King Kong

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[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

The original BBC.

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