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[–] 34 points 3 years ago (2 children)

If I had 4 arms id eat a sammich and drink some chocolate milk while i fap.

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    Have you seen an organ? It’s basically several keyboards stacked on top of each other, including a single-octave one for your feet.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago

    Can you imagine, that guy from Mortal Combat would have 8 arms!

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  • [–] 7 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    You're saying we don't already?

    Hit it Joe!

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  • [–] 6 points 3 years ago

    Like, I dunno, an organ!

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (1 child)

    The main character of the The Hydrogen Sonata by Ian Banks features an alien that had modified themselves with an extra set of arms so that she could play a crazy double necked cello.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Like the Antagonistic Undecagonstring?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    Meanwhile, I can’t find the brainpower to play an instrument and form words at the same time. I pretty much end up drooling on myself.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    If humans had 4 arms we'd need 8 pants pockets! We're going to need bigger butts along with the arms to accommodate all of those pockets.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    Or we could just keep playing the piano

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago

    We'd also be forewarned.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago*

    the skin flute would be even more popular!

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago

    Straight Goro-guitarin'

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    Yeah, with electronic help, like a looping device or just recording different tracks one after another, you can obviously do amazing things, but you end up lacking a lot of flexibility to quickly improvise or adjust yourself to what's happening in the other voices.

    Having said that, in an orchestra, you don't really want most of the instruments to go wild, so simple instruments would still be a thing. Even today, there's lots of instruments where one hand just holds the instrument.
    I guess, with 4 arms, you could attempt to play two violins at the same time, though.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago
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    To take it further, if humans had 4 arms, our heads would be a different shape, because we'd need more brain to control them. AFAIK that would mean a bigger back of head (cerebellum) and a bigger forehead (frontal lobe).

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago

    We may not have 4 arms but we do have whatever this is https://youtu.be/ywrK1yTYRIA

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  • [–] -1 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    Imagine a one-man band, except he's two bands.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    IMO: currently the best one man band is Shakey Graves... check his video.

    https://youtu.be/sD72LbIk02M

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    I think Shakey Graves is good, but I think Steel Beans encompasses one-man band even better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=louAX5OPPtI

    His original stuff is cool too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFJJ-aYsGl4

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