No fat dorts please im on a diet

Also I need hugs and attention and a small cat to pat

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[–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

All I have is jorts. Do you want them cut below or above the knees?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    You should go and see Dort_Owl, they always have some dorts to share.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago
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    You have to go to Dortmund for that

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago

    Sorry, I just ran owl of dorts myself

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    all i got a big fat dorts sorry

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  • [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    What happened to Dirt_Owl ? Has anyone seen Dirt_Owl ?

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    [–] 3 points 3 weeks ago

    Just switch to Malort, like me!

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    [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago

    All I can do for you is one small pile of mud. If you dry it you'll get dirt, which is almost dort.

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