oh no how will i ever live without a giant fucking gas station serving mediocre food

Buc-ee's is the closest thing I've seen to a protestant cathedral.

You know we all knew this, right? Like, it was implied and there was tacit acceptance of this by everyone but now that you’ve said this out loud a significant amount of potential customers are going to find it gauche and lame? It used to be the big hog amusement theme park where we could see the zoo animals in their natural habitat and you’ve just taken the fun out of it.

The capitalist class everyone.

"I like places where I can pay shitty slave wages vs states that force me to provide slightly more for my average worker"

translated for ya

Imagine a gas station

You have successfully pictured a Bucc-ee's

There’s this giant fucking bowl in California full of agriculture you can see from space and it’s worked by Mexican immigrants and some of that shit is the hardest, backbreaking work you can conceivably do. There’s a bajillion pickup trucks all over it, too.

But that’s not a red state and they aren’t white, so even though it has a fuckton of white chud landowners it’s ignored by their fellow red state chuds whenever they want to gloat about how they are Real Americans on the Twitter from the Buccees parking lot

what the fuck is a "family-oriented" gas station

Fuck cars and fuck bucees

People who are fans of a gas station have sad lives

That's just him saying he likes to pay people low wages.

I was gonna make a shitpost last week that the 2nd Civil War here in will be fought between the full treatlerite nazi states who have Buc-ees as the new confederacy and the states without Buc-ees as the resistance

this no longer feels like a joke, feels like I have my hands on the lathe and have accidentally cursed us into the worst timeline

We appreciate you bringing Gas Station to our community 🙏

would be funny if some state with a fuckees swung away for whatever reason and then he had to make somekind of milquetoast statement which enraged the chuds and drove some committed right wing crank to start boycotting fuckees for "going woke".

There's a sign by the highway where I live, i forget the exact number but it says something like "Buc-ee's - 493 Miles"

like who the fuck is gonna drive by that sign and be like "hey kids, just about eight and a half more hours of driving and we'll get to stop at the gas station with a T shirt rack!"

(also it's right by a Pilot J and a Maverick both of which have all of the same shit that Buc-ee's has this is a big truckers pass through area)

https://www.kxan.com/investigations/son-of-buc-ees-co-founder-arrested-on-28-invasive-visual-recording-charges/

So I'm guessing it's a "We can save a lot of money due to worse labor laws and huge amounts of corruption in those states" being framed as blind loyalty towards the party.

Ooooooh, so that’s why it’s glazed. The CEO has all the cool popular opinions.

No one actually likes chud stuff, they just like that it’s made by oversocialized universally beloved normies.

Too many cartoon animal mascots in blue states?

I thought hexbears liked furries with gas?

One time I got a harassed by a Buc-ee’s employee for getting water from the soda fountain that I didn’t pay for even though it was free

And they'll tear them down and build new ones every 4 years.

https://youtu.be/60_aiNJRNWs

These guys also relentlessly pursue intellectual property claims against even vaguely related logos.