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  • [–] 35 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    Sounds great, no room for existential doubt, no parents being disappointed in you, you are a door. It is a great privilege to be the doorman

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  • [–] 32 points 6 days ago

    "You pass butter"

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    YOU’RE NOT ON THE LIST.

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  • [–] 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    [https://www.odditycentral.com/news/door-head-ants-use-their-large-flat-heads-as-doors-to-shut-down-their-nests.html](Here is a short article on them.) According to the article, they stand their ground, even while their head is under attack. Pretty neat ants!

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  • [–] 10 points 6 days ago

    Interestingly, turtle ants aren’t in door-mode at all times. You can see the entrance to their nests open, but as soon as they sense danger, be it a top on the wooden wall of their tunnel, or pheromones of an enemy, the door is immediately plugged shut.

    I'm glad they get breaks.

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    [–] 13 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    At least he's a valued member of the comunity

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  • [–] 6 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    That's not bad as long everyone gets the same share. If you are just the door and get less than it gets to be a problem.

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    The brain the size of a galaxy...

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  • [–] 7 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    Hey at least he HAS a purpose.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 days ago

    "Look I clearly ordered a circular frame with a 0,3 diameter. What the hell am I supposed to do with this "doorframe" monstrosity? It's bigger than the tree itself for crying out loud, let alone it being a square! Wtf!?"

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  • Waddya mean "just" seems pretty important.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 days ago

    Well that's interesting/freaky as fuck.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 days ago

    Carlton the doorman sobs silently into his oversized coat sleeve.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 days ago

    The fate of some protoss zealot

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  • [–] 3 points 6 days ago

    hey man, sometimes God puts you on earth with a purpose

    https://youtu.be/FoIkN4yX-jk

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