>be me
>be not gay
>having sex with my loving husband of 15 years
>I identify as a cis male
>our penises touch when I slip out of his asshole on a slow thrust
>we lock eyes
>I say no homo
>he doesn’t reciprocate
>ejaculates as he continues silently staring into my eyes
>I pull out and exhaustedly crawl to the bathroom to think things through and remove a meter of silicon
>can feel his eyes scanning me without even turning around

Bros, I don’t know what to do. Should I tell our kids?

Or, hear me out, sometimes dudes are bi.

I knew exactly where it was going the second I read the first sentence, lol

fake: anon has a wholesome friendship
gay: ... I'm not too sure actually, I'll need some help on this one

Here's my biggest pet peeve (relevant to the scenario): the cancelling of bi-folk. There is a forced dichotomy of men being either hetero- or homosexual, with homoerotic choices somehow automatically negating all heteroerotic choices by framing them as perfidy (i.e. pretending to be heterosexual to pass in society).

Freddie Mercury was bi. NOT GAY. Bi. I have no issue with gays revering him. I do have issues with gays trying to deny his heteroromantic side (see Mary Austin).

Rant over.

Guy is Homiesexual

Fake: Didn't say "no homo".

Gay: Didn't say "no homo".

maybe Anon is just starving for any non-animal sexual relationship

Now I want pizza and yuri :3

It's really challenging when the post starts out with a declaration of not being gay, proceeds to describe activities which might potentially be gay, and then ends with a redeclaration of anon being not gay.

maybe it is fake, but is anon gay or no???

What kind of pizza was it?

true and gay

Refused to believe that even green texters are that unaware. If it were just writing about the realisation about their sexuality whatever, but to end it with "I'm not homosexual" is just unrealistic.

A paradox!

This is either fake or gay, but it can not be both even though it is a green text.