*moments before RFK Jrs' picture was taken*

"What? It's Iron! It boosts your defense stat! Oh, you think you're so tough you don't need to raise your defense?! Well, actually, that's true for me, but I still ingested 10 iron shards just to make sure I'm extra healthy...

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go shriek in pain for several hours..."

No injuries or illnesses have been reported to date in connection with this problem. This incident was related to a single batch of dough.

The recall was initiated after a pallet nail was discovered in a loaf of Potato Sourdough Bread

Liberal City bakers trying to disparage our wholesome American loaves

There have been a lot of serious food recalls lately. Sheesh

We're still in the kinda fun part where mass deregulation leads to a spike in recalls. It'll be really fun when the recalls slow down despite no increase in safety standards.

Welcome back Filippo Tommaso Marinetti

https://www.fda.gov/safety/recalls-market-withdrawals-safety-alerts/updated-grand-central-bakery-seattle-recalls-potato-sourdough-bread-due-possible-foreign-object

Good thing I hate sourdough!

Everything is awesome