Each of these has $300 in liquid gold inside of them so it would be a shame to tell all the tweakers this fact
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Sphincter based age verification legislation is probably already working its way through several US states and Australia by now.
Okbut listen. Plumbing that could diagnose medical issues is absolutely an opportunity.
It also doesn't need to be connected to the fucking internet.
But how will it maintain dynamic calibration, get new updates, and monetize children's buttholes?
Probably based on all the AI training data collected on sphincter captcha images.
"Where wearables cannot reach", sounds like they are just not trying hard enough.
THAT is a real shit post
I hate those "find every body orifice" captchas. Does an earlobe count as an ear? Does a Mercedes C-class count, since they're exclusively driven by assholes?
Garrett Langley, this cunt right here. Looks like he wants to put cameras in bathrooms:

How... How are you using the urinal that it's getting a view of your bare ass?
Correctly
Wait… how are you using so it doesn’t see your bare ass? asking for a friend.
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