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[-] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 hour ago

Each of these has $300 in liquid gold inside of them so it would be a shame to tell all the tweakers this fact

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 2 hours ago

Subscribe to my OnlyFlocks, you freeloaders.

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 5 hours ago

Sphincter based age verification legislation is probably already working its way through several US states and Australia by now.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago
[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Okbut listen. Plumbing that could diagnose medical issues is absolutely an opportunity.

It also doesn't need to be connected to the fucking internet.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

But how will it maintain dynamic calibration, get new updates, and monetize children's buttholes?

[-] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

Probably based on all the AI training data collected on sphincter captcha images.

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 hours ago

I hate those "find every body orifice" captchas. Does an earlobe count as an ear? Does a Mercedes C-class count, since they're exclusively driven by assholes?

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Garrett Langley, this cunt right here. Looks like he wants to put cameras in bathrooms:

[-] BigGovernment@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

How... How are you using the urinal that it's getting a view of your bare ass?

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago
[-] CorneliusTalmadge@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Wait… how are you using so it doesn’t see your bare ass? asking for a friend.

this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2026
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