Also they ordered it for the whole restaurant and assumed all the turds would be in other people's bowls.

Source for the quote. To clarify, this was from February 2025, although this quote is evergreen enough that it doesn't make much difference.

Then they blame the turd in the soup on the democrats and lefties. Meanwhile the turd brags how people are eating his shit up.

The analogy is a little too nice though, maybe. It'd be more accurate to say they placed an order for "the turd soup that kills brown people, Muslims, and trans people, when I eat it" -- and when they noticed their targets weren't totally annihilated, they asked for a 2nd helping.

Its white supremacy - There are plenty that don't regret theur choices because they are either still unaffected because they are closer to the white supremacist ideal (affluent, non marginilized white men) or think they will soon become those men (temporarily embarrassed non marginilized white men that aren't afluent) or they think they are the exception to the rule (tokenized minorities and white women, gay white me, etc who are only tokenized as long as they are useful).

I wish we could raise white people's class consciousness and sense of solidarity with all working people

I ordered the TURD SOUP and all I got was TURD in my SOUP! I HATE eating Turds! It's INHUMANE to eat TURDS! Would DEFINITELY Order Turd Soup AGAIN!

-LITERALLY Republican Voters!

Love Colbert, amazing guy. But he is mistaken.. Elon Musk hacked the election in key states for Trump.

I am not an American and I know my opinion is worthless but Elon Musk is a giant piece of shit that should be (word that starts with "exe" and ends with a very nice "cuted")

I love watching people get what they deserve. But I worry we've created a world where its not possible to change your stance on something or admit you were wrong. Like something from the Art of War that says you shouldn't surround your enemy completely or they will fight harder since escape isn't an option. Even if you don't intend for them to escape, merely thinking they can wont cause them to fight as hard.

awwww. trump isn't a turd. Turds are beneficial and help nature. Dumpy only hinders everything he touches.

Do keep in mind that Trump still enjoys something like 90+% approval among Republicans. Some people remain convinced that they like turd soup.

Half was ok with turd soup as long as liberals got turd soup too. Owning the libs was priority. The other half thought they were ordering turd soup for the others and not them, and then were surprised when everyone gets turd soup.

It's hard to feel sympathy for Trump voters in general, but certainly there are some specific Trump voters who might deserve sympathy.

Just as some people are raised racist, homophobic, etc. but change their tune once they actually meet some POC, LGBT people, etc., there will be people out there who have just absorbed general vibes of "Republicans = good economy, Democrats = bad economy" from everyone in their lives and never experienced anything that made them question it. Some people are well-intentioned, but... really dumb and oblivious.

I think we're missing an opportunity to flip a lot of people blue with the "I told you so" vs "welcome to the real right side my friend"

And then they asked for the turd soup for a third time!

they will eat trumps turd specifically, its mostly diarrhea since h never had a normal bowel movement due to drug abuse.

I have sympathy for Trump voters in the same way that I have sympathy for the mentally handicapped.

That being said, I don't hate the mentally handicapped people. I do hate MAGA.