Thank you for the advice regarding fixing my nail.

I didn't have any teabags (!!) so I cut up a cotton makeup pad thing, and carefully got the outer layer/casing from that. Double layered, soaked in nail glue. Filed and buffed.

Added the design to hide the slight lump. 💜💜💜

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Morning 🌞 today is my Friday. I have a 4 day weekend with the sole purpose of watching all of The International DOTA 2 main event which starts tomorrow at noon and runs til Sunday. It's a $30 million prize pool online game tournament that runs each year.

me: Ugh why don't they just make internal intercoms any more I want to be able to annoy my husband in the basement,

Also me: well I'm a fucking idiot I have a shitload of network equipment, a couple of old VOIP phones and knowledge of Asterisk

Erin Patterson's appeal begins today. Fascinating!

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Cancer Daffodil day tomorrow. Plans made to avoid all typical ambush sites of sinus Hell.

House inspection tomorrow.

House cleaned.

Rest time.

*Molly the anxious pill hiding German shepherd and *Harry her very tiny support animal/step brother/country dog escaped yesterday when YL tried to leave the house. They were heading for the park. YL screamed at the top of her lungs "MOLLY" and they both came back instantly. "Inside now. The both of you. Im disappointed" she told them. Molly knew she done bad. Harry's a farm dog so he has no road sense.

She also got to clean up 2 cat's vomits from another house.

I come in today and there are suddenly windows on the doors to the kitchen. They're massive fire doors that were just solid slabs and we've had a bunch of close calls from people coming and going through them. Now, suddenly on a Wednesday, we have windows so you can see if someone is coming

"Live" chat saga continues. I was on it at bang on 9am. Will continue to be the squeaky wheel because I need this giant fuckin' box out of my house.

Broomstick, bicycle, or squirrel suit?

Got the brown sea lion as a present for someone. Is he scary? I'm thinking of returning him and finding someone else.

Well, after being woken up twice to change bedsheets after accidents, this 8am I don't have to go to is looking real fucking optional

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The Young Seagoons dropped in bringing a Thai dinner 😺 . Yum.

wimdy out there

Eeep. Big rain coming.