Man I really wanna know what the fuck you're up to
this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2023
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He is the Florida Man of Lemmy.... LEMMY MAN
Probably weed.
Nah dude, weed don't make you care so much about your digestive system as long as you can keep munching.
This is gonna go down in lemmy history
What is up with you man? First the asklemmy now here. I hope all is well?
I had been eating very little and avoiding fibres for 24 hours but someone offered some gummies and i somehow forgot about the whole thing 😭
when you're trying to hold your poop for 3 days but someone offers you gummy worms
🤣🤣 This is most entertained I've been online in a long time, lol. I don't know what you're doing, and I hope you're taking care of yourself, but thank you for all the laughs.
It got the same feel as that guy on fark.com who got his balls stuck in a lawn chair
Dont throw them up in that case, your heart need electrolytes etc. can you drink some cucumber water? Electrolytes but essentially calorie negative.
Are you prepping for a colonoscopy? What color was it?
I’m half convinced this is performance art. I just wonder what is next…
Gummies are pretty much just gelatin and sugar. You're not gonna poop anything.
But are they allowed to poop?
tbh, if they ate enough, you could probably eat that poop!
The urgency makes me wonder if these gummys may have additional medicinal ingredients...
I hate that my first thought was the haribo sugar free gummy bear reviews and not weed gummies
The sugar free one will make them poop.
This lore is getting intense
If we're talking those “diet” sugarfree ones you'd better be sitting on the toilet, from what I heard, because you're probably gonna be “processing” them fast and violently...
Yes! There's a good Amazon review of sugar free gummy bears. 🤣
Depending on how many gummy worms and their manner of entrance, they will potentially expedite themselves.
Five worms. They entered the body through the mouth.
If recently, stick your fingers down your throat.
You know, that doesn't seem like a bad idea. THANKS A LOT!
Make sure to brush your teeth afterward and don't make a habit of it. Acid damage will fuck your teeth up real good if you're turning to this regularly.
I feel like you'd want to rinse first, then after a short while brush when the enamel isn't weakened.
That's probably the optimal play, yeah.
Oh interesting, so it seems like the actual winning play is to swish with water and a bit of toothpaste probably, since it contains a small amount of base to help negate the acid.
Based on the article, it's the mechanical brushing part that makes it bad.
Don't worry my friend it's a one-time thing
What the fuck is up with all the posts about shit and shiting in Lemmy lately? Is there some inside joke I am missing or is this an attempt to flood the site with low quality content?
Look at his post history. He doesn't want to shit for three days. Didn't elaborate. Fucking legend.
I'm thinking he's either going to a festival, or on a weekend away with a new partner and an awkward bathroom situation...
Same user posted this a while ago. That's why there are so many poop jokes. https://lemmy.world/post/440073
I think it's just this guy and then other posts making reference to his weird antics
I am assuming these are adult gummies?
good ol haribo gummy worms
try haribo sugar-free gummi bears :trollface:
I think I'd wish death on a person well before I'd wish them to eat a large amount of Haribo sugar free gummy bears.
OOOHH I KNOW!
You're writing a book?
This is mystifying to watch.
We will watch your career with great interest
Lol
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