leftzero

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

he was an aerospace guy

— How l'any atmospheres can the ship withstand!?
— Well, it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It often happens to be both, though.
Which seems particularly likely in this case, given Spez & co.'s track record of being both malicious and stupid, more often than not at the same time...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This sounds like malicious incompetence...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Greek god of dread and terror. Also, the smaller and outermost of the two satellites of Mars, named after said god.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, but Turtle was also abusing the dog, who is the only real victim here.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If we're talking those “diet” sugarfree ones you'd better be sitting on the toilet, from what I heard, because you're probably gonna be “processing” them fast and violently...