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[-] sepi@piefed.social 7 points 11 hours ago

Strangely, much like real women, looks better without makeup.

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 30 points 15 hours ago

Powering a real GF's night of fun:

Powering an AI GF's night of fun:

[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 26 points 15 hours ago

The ugly face of capitalism. Make sure you're running your AI GF as a local model.

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 11 points 11 hours ago

Real men build their own girlfriends, they don't wait for some beta company to do it for them.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

For some reason that “data center” (maybe server room is more accurate) looks like a grocery store aisle to me. Maybe it’s the rack height? I can’t quite put my finger on it.

Edit: the lighting, the floor, that high ceiling. Whatever is going in at the end of that aisle looks like refrigerator doors.

[-] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago

It's the lighting, the width of the aisle and the refrigerator doors at the end.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Hideous. Look at those fucking loose cables.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 1 points 10 hours ago

I can't afford a girl friend with that much VRAM.

[-] logicslayer@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 hours ago
[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 14 hours ago

She don't even clean between her bits. You have to get in there with pressurized air then ewwh. How could a human bodyewwwwh

[-] yesman@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Being satisfied with an "AI" relationship implies that you haven't experienced human connection or couldn't appreciate it. "AI" girlfriends are more like a prosthetic than an alternative.

I've often wondered if the priest/ monk class in the middle-ages wasn't a social program for dudes who just weren't going to be productive any other way. Just lock away the incels together and let them brew beer and breed pea plants.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

the priest/ monk class in the middle-ages

Lol as if those motherfuckers were celibate.

[-] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago

Homosexuality didn't exist back then. Don't ask, don't tell. If you claim otherwise, you are a heretic and you will be burned at the stake.

[-] AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 hours ago

I do think with advanced porn technology we could see some serious societal issues. Especially if they are controlled for profit by a single megacorp like all the dating websites.

But ultimately AI girlfriends are just porn, even if you'd have like an advanced version in virtual reality with cyberdildonics going down on you every night. I suspect most dudes will have no problem separating the fantasy because... aehm men won't get addicted to one AI girlfriend because they'll want a whole harem of them lol.

So if you had a local AI software running on a solar powered PC and graphics card, it would even be a completely ethical form of pornography, since it's both sustainable and you do not contribute to the demand for young women to do for money what most wouldn't do just for fun.

AI porn fundamentally changes the dynamics of the industry, basically a few open source software / open weight models made not for profit could completely "democratize" the access to porn. I honestly think being able to cut out the transactional aspect of porn is a major moral stepping stone of human evolution. Similar to a technology that could fully replace meat and make animal slaughter superfluous.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago

That’s an interesting theory on monks. They also knew how to read and write and copy books, which was super useful. Do we know they were incels though (like prior to joining?) The rules prevent marriage. But for such a useful group, you’d think you’d want to keep them happy. Maybe allowing trips to the local brothel or something.

[-] velma@sh.itjust.works 5 points 16 hours ago

Yes, yes, makeup is pure wizardry.

[-] AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml 0 points 9 hours ago

I've been thinking of getting an AI girlfriend! But only once I can afford a nice solar powered PC and graphics card for her and all her stable diffusion software to live in.

[-] thenextguy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

They're the same picture.

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

She looks just like Olaf, Lightning McQueen, and the poop emoji.

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