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[-] GoTeamBoobies@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

Historically accurate recreation of the mobile temple Moses had in the desert

[-] KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 2 points 14 hours ago

Needs more goats.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

minecraft, if balloons instead of blocks.

[-] KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 2 points 14 hours ago

What sort of insane satanic nightmare is this??? Mother of god!!! (of pearl?).

This is not at all right. In heaven the CLOUDS are fluffy but the churches and cathedrals are all hard and the seats are just as uncomfortable as the ones on Earth. This is preposterous. It shows "bouncy church" whereas if one bounced off a pew in a REAL heaven church it would be like jumping off the roof and landing face first on concrete. Yeah... this bouncy church shit... it's probably sacrilege. Wait here... I'm gonna go get my shiny gold leaf plated donny t. trump bible and look this up - I'm sure this is sacrilege. I can't believe they let the spawn of satan post this sort of horrifying evilness in this most holy of social interchange sites.

Amen.

[-] DODOKING38@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

All I saw was sausages

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Who up inflating they organ

[-] RelativeArea1@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

thy holy spirit

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Feels like a missed opportunity to make organ play notes

[-] Fawkes@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO!

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 day ago

Sometimes, not often, I see things that make me with I was a modern kid. A bouncy castle pipe organ is somehow on that list.

[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Your lisp is showing, and now we all know you're mike tyson.

"I with I with I was a modern kid".

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 day ago

One day I'll learn that swiping keyboards and lack of proof-reading are a bad combination, but today is not that day!

[-] jrwperformance@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I re-read this as Mike Tyson and now I understand it.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Those who live in bouncy houses shouldn't... Uh... Hold on... I'll think of something.

[-] jrwperformance@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Throw pointy bits.

[-] LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub 8 points 1 day ago

That should keep me from falling asleep during service

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

No, this is what they erect around you after you get drunk on communion wine and pass out in the graveyard.

[-] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[-] daannii@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I read that as Calvin and Hobbes.

[-] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Now that's a classic I haven't heard in a while

[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

This looks like a crazy limousine ride tbh

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Bounce House of God.

[-] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip -2 points 1 day ago

Lemmy when they think the AI image is funny:

[-] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

This was a photo from a facebook memory from 2015

[-] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 0 points 20 hours ago

I will just have to believe you.

[-] DisasterTransport@startrek.website 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The photo might be ai (idk) but the inflatable church is real and you can buy one for the cost of a modest homelab

[-] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Thats incredible, thank you

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