▲ 1000 ▼ Everyone's asking, 'Who's Json?', but nobody's asking, 'How's Json?' (thelemmy.club) submitted 3 weeks ago by CodiUnicorn@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 146 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] foleac@discuss.tchncs.de 63 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children) TypeError: JSON.stringfy is not a function permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe 15 points 3 weeks ago of course MIT uses their own JSON primitives permalink fedilink source parent [–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) Oh shit didn’t notice the typo. Probably the all caps didn’t help. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) Its ok, JavaScript is an interpreted language so the client won't notice until after we've shipped. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 point 3 weeks ago (1 child) Maybe the client's interpreter's autocorrect will fix it at run time. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] uen3@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago Not as far-fetched a scenario as in a sane world it should be. I could imagine the next version of Chrome running a local mini-Gemini instance with a custom system prompt __"You are a fast, secure, and error-free Javascript JIT compiler.."_ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe 15 points 3 weeks ago of course MIT uses their own JSON primitives permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) Oh shit didn’t notice the typo. Probably the all caps didn’t help. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) Its ok, JavaScript is an interpreted language so the client won't notice until after we've shipped. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 point 3 weeks ago (1 child) Maybe the client's interpreter's autocorrect will fix it at run time. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] uen3@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago Not as far-fetched a scenario as in a sane world it should be. I could imagine the next version of Chrome running a local mini-Gemini instance with a custom system prompt __"You are a fast, secure, and error-free Javascript JIT compiler.."_ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) Its ok, JavaScript is an interpreted language so the client won't notice until after we've shipped. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 point 3 weeks ago (1 child) Maybe the client's interpreter's autocorrect will fix it at run time. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] uen3@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago Not as far-fetched a scenario as in a sane world it should be. I could imagine the next version of Chrome running a local mini-Gemini instance with a custom system prompt __"You are a fast, secure, and error-free Javascript JIT compiler.."_ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 point 3 weeks ago (1 child) Maybe the client's interpreter's autocorrect will fix it at run time. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] uen3@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago Not as far-fetched a scenario as in a sane world it should be. I could imagine the next version of Chrome running a local mini-Gemini instance with a custom system prompt __"You are a fast, secure, and error-free Javascript JIT compiler.."_ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] uen3@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago Not as far-fetched a scenario as in a sane world it should be. I could imagine the next version of Chrome running a local mini-Gemini instance with a custom system prompt __"You are a fast, secure, and error-free Javascript JIT compiler.."_ permalink fedilink source parent