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[-] bluelabel@lemmy.world 48 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Alternative scenario:

Soldier B: Soldier A asked a JavaScript question instead of a software engineering question. He's not a real soldier, shoot him

[-] somegeek@programming.dev 10 points 7 hours ago

Name 3 UML diagrams and 3 architectures!

[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 hour ago

Name 3 UML diagrams

Class diagram, use case diagram and... What was the useless, barely readable evolution of flowcharts called again? Activity diagram?

and 3 architectures!

MOS 6502, amd64, and... I've never figured out the ARM naming scheme. AAAAAAarch64 or something?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 27 points 7 hours ago

“It’s ok. Just shoot me.”

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